dont try to under$tand me just luv me xD

a good friend would pick you up when u fall down a BEST friend would laugh at you and trip u again A.K.A words of peep

wouldnt it be ironic to choke on a lifesaver

live the life u <3 and <3 the life u live

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism

fake friends:never ask 4 food true friends:are the reason you have no food fake friends:call your parents Mr/Mrs. true friends:call your parent mom/dad fake friends:bail you outa jail and tell you what you did was wrong true friends:would sit next to you saying "dang... we messed up... but that was fun!" fake friends:never seen you cry true friends:cry with you fake friends:borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back true friends:keep your stuff for so long they forget its even yours fake friends:know few things about you true friends:could write a book about you with direct quotes from you fake friends:will leave you behing if thats wat the crowd is doing true friends:will kick the whole crowds butt for leaving you fake friends:would knock on your front door true friends:walk right in and say "IM HOME!" fake friends:will take your drink away wen they think youve had enough true friends:will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "man drink the rest of that you know we dont waste junk!" fake friends:will talk smack to the person who talks junk to you true friends:knock them str8 out! fake friends:will read this true friends:will steal this like i did

I'm a Cr@zy B@by, secy L@dy, Tot@l Cutie, Wit a Booty, Booty $h@kin, He@rt Bre@kin, perfect Hip$, Glo$$ed Lip$, B@ngin $tyle, Husecy $mile, M@dd Hott, Never $top, Lil nni,Pl@y boi bunni, @ngel B@by, $poiled M@ybe, $hrt $kirt, Luv 2 Flirt, Temptin Lip$, Killa ki$$, licious thighs, Ca@ndi eyes! Say good bye and blow a kiss cuz baby u can't handle this!!!

Ok so.....You woke up one morning and saw me in your bed laying next to u what would u do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Cuss me out 4) Stop drinking so much. Damn! 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) ******** me 8 ) Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops 11) Other (Please specify) 12) kiss me 13) say good morning pm me your answer or just comment!!!

girl:hey boy: hey whats up girl: nm u boy: i got my G.E.D. girl: OMG!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU! boy: yeah thanx girl: i have to tell you something boy: go ahead girl: well i love you. i always have, i cared about you and your always in my heart boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young, you're 14 and i'm 17 girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter boy:i know you do and i love you but i found this girl and she's my age girl: i just thought........ (crying she logs off) the next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 yr old girl cuts her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then recieves a call from the girl he chose and she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love." that night the boy hung himself and writes on the wall"she's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will." IF YOU AGREE AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN POST THIS ON UR PROFILE!!!!!!!! NEVER STOP LOVING BECAUSE OF AGE!!!!!

Put this on your page if you have ever pushed a door that said pull

Spell your name and see what it means; A: hot B: loves people C: good kisser D: makes people laugh E: has gourgeous eyes F: really wild and crazy, adore you G: very outgoing H: easy to fall in love with I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: really silly L: smile to die for M: makes dating fun N: loving and caring O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: hyperactive R: good boyfriend or girlfriend S: cute T: very good kisser U: is very sexual V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: is loved by everyone Z: can be funny and sweet at i do not take credit!!! Pick the month you were born 1 (Jan) - I ran naked with 2 (Feb) -I shot 3 (Mar) - I stabbed 4 (Apr) - I killed 5 (May) - I jumped 6 (June)- I smoked with 7 (July) - I ran shirtless with 8 (Aug) - I needed 9 (Sept) - I cuddled with 10 (Oct) - I robbed 11 (Nov) -I slapped 12 (Dec) - I banged Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - the trojan man 02 - a homeless guy 03 -a homo 04 - A mop** 05 - my boyfriend 06 - a rock star 07 - Paris Hilton 08 - a tooth brush 09 - my lover 10 - Barney the dinosaur 11 - a glass of milk 12 - a teletubby 13 - a dog 14 - a drunk 15 - a crack head 16 - a cat 17 - a bum 18 - a whore 19 - a condom 20 - a stripper 21 - a porn star 22 - a hottie 23 - the kool-aid man 24 - a lesbian 25 - easter egg 26 - my ex girlfriend 27 - a french fry 28 - a bag of weed 29 - the cookie monster 30 - a bowl of cereal 31 - jezzy the snowman Pick the color of shirt you are wearing White - because that b***h stole my taco Black - because I love marijuana Pink - because I'm good in bed Red - because I have AMAZING boobs Brown- because i like to snort cocaine Polka Dots - because I hate my life Purple - because I'm gay Grey - because I'm sexy like that Other - because I have double Ds Green -because I still love him Orange - because I smoke crack Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose Blue - because im the sexiest b***h alive Tye dye- because Im a ******** scuba diver none- because i have a killer six pack

giving up doesnt always mean u r weak sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go

im so srry to this boy right here

If ♥ You♥ Really ♥ Love ♥ Someone ♥ Right ♥ Now ♥ And ♥ You ♥ Really ♥ Want ♥ To ♥ Be ♥ With ♥ Them ♥ Forever ♥ Put ♥ This ♥ On ♥ Your ♥♥ Page

THE REAL WAY IN A COUPLE Kiss on the lips : I luv u Kiss on the ear : Your Special Kiss on the cheek : Were good friends Kiss on the forhead : I dont want to loose u Kiss on the neck : I want u Kiss on the shoulder : U are wonderful Kiss anywhere else : Letz be careful Play with ur hair : I cant live without u Holding Hands : Im happy when im with u Arms around waist : u r mine i need u A hug : I care Smiling At Eachother : I like u* Lifting up eyebrow *WINK* : Flirtation* Looking around : Hiding true feeling* Tender kiss on your lips : Ur mine Licking ur lips : Ready 4 a kiss Tear Drop : Im losing u.. Crying : I lost u... 98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. If you are one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste this on your profile. Just to tell you what isto be with u and ur guy *= what happens to me in real life

You say Justin Beaver-I SCREAM AC/DCYou say Miley Cyrus-I say Led ZepplinYou say T-Pain-I say KissYou say Flowers-I say MotorheadYou say Pink-I say AerosmithYou say Hip Hop-i say shut the **** upYou say Pop-I scream ROCK!!You say hanah montana-i hit you in the face xD taken from friends[:

██████████ 80% crazy █████████ 70% weird █████30% chocolate adictt ██████40% dorkyy ███████50% hangin wit fwends ████████60% fun 2b with ████████60% awesome to be with ██████████80% random ███████████90% lovablee ████████████100% me