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Last Login: 11/19/2014 9:05 am

Registered: 03/24/2008

Gender: Male

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Welcome to Allens Rip-Off Store of Goodness.
Hopefully you wont get ripped-off, like all of my customers.


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~ About ~

Hello, my name is Allen. smilies/icon_cool.gif I am currently able to sustain my human form due to the vast amount of chocolate I am able to consume as a power source. emotion_smilies/icon_omnomnom.gif yummy_smilies/icon_puddi.gif I have an older brother and a younger sister. So that means I am the unloved middle child. smilies/emo.gif I am currently working on my plans for world domination with my dog. So far, all I need is a toilet plunger, three tooth picks, five gallons of milk, and duct tape. Unfortunately, I think the cat knows about our plans. cat_smilies/icon_nodding.gif I fear death may come tomorrow. I am from Asian descent and my friends say I smell like rice. smilies/icon_neutral.gif You can decide if that's a good thing or a bad thing. I like to play League of Legends, Minecraft, and Soldier front. I recently obtained a 3DS XL, which I use to play Pokemon X, Mario & Luigi Dream Team, et. al. If you'd like, we could share Friend Codes. emotion_smilies/icon_dowant.png I'm a pretty chill kid; you can probably find me in the Chatterbox, posting like an idiot. emotion_smilies/icon_dealwithit.gif I've been told that I'm really smart and people often desire my help in their studies. smilies/icon_redface.gif So my friends try to steal my homework, but I am in advanced classes now, soo they can't. smilies/icon_lol.gif I do not frequent Gaia occasionally, but when I do... nothing really changes. I guess that's because I'm a loser. emotion_smilies/icon_8C.png

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II Allen II Report | 02/16/2014 3:29 pm
II Allen II
it's an abomination! such an inconsistent arrangement is unconscionable. dammit!
II Allen II Report | 12/08/2013 11:38 am
II Allen II
What do tigers have that no other animal have?

Baby tigers.
II Allen II Report | 11/10/2013 4:49 am
II Allen II
Actually, homosexuality in the animal kingdom is fairly common. In fact, I don't remember the exact number but it's somewhere around the 10% mark of lion matings are male-on-male.
II Allen II Report | 10/28/2013 5:57 pm
II Allen II
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and as such could never directly produce the four thousand newtons of force per square centimeter required to break bones.
CewlKid Report | 09/19/2013 12:23 pm
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. feeding the velociraptors.'
II AlIen II Report | 09/18/2013 6:33 pm
I never apologize.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
II Allen II Report | 09/18/2013 6:32 pm
II Allen II
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
II Allen II Report | 09/18/2013 6:31 pm
II Allen II
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.
II Allen II Report | 08/19/2013 11:18 am
II Allen II

In the shining wind,
I am right there, by your side.
I know you are there.
QuixoticAmbition Report | 08/19/2013 11:14 am
Like a set of dominoes, things fall apart bit by bit, and yet, like a puzzle, all these fallen pieces begin to create the bigger picture…

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