DA B ITCH DAT FAWKING HACKED ME!!! FAWK U B ITCH >=/
<3 When you think life is over and everythings gone. Its not. Its only the end of a chapter. The whole book is left <3
<3 Trying to forget someone you love is trying to remember someone you never met. <3
yesh i noe i want alot of things but plz get meh somthing from meh wishlist
celebrity's walk on the red carpet cuz they r awesome but my friends and meh awesome cousin and i walk on toliet paper cuz we da S HIT!!! WOOT!!!! ;D
<3 If I had to choose between loving you and breathing i would choose my last breath to say I LOVE YOU <3
<3 Love is something you cant describe. Like the look of a rose. The smell of the rain. Or the feeling of forever. <3
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ANYON3 WANTS TO DONAT3 TO M3H FOR M3H DR3AM AVI?? PLZ?
<3 Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game <3
ITS M3!!!!! ITS ALL BOUT M3 B.ITCH3S!!! WOOT ^-^ jk but i am awesome!!! Dx
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A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here. The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help tou, begin to cry and ask, Why can't you people just leave me alone? 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say PICK ME,PICK ME!! 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, NO! NO! It's those voices again! 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, pikachu I choose you!! Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
One christmas a little boy is riding his bike and a cop on a horse comes behind him and askes the little boy "did u get that bike from santa?" and the boy says "sure did" and the cop says"well next christmas tell santa to put a taillight on that thing" and the cop writs a $40 ticket for vile of safty and the little boy askes the cop on the horse "did u get that horse from santa" and the cop says "sure did' and the little boy tells the cop "next time ask santa if he can put the d**k under the horse instead of on top"
i dnt kno this guy much but he is bad a ss xD