Hello, and welcome to hell. You have stepped into my trashcan, population me. I am complete and utter trash, no questions asked. You want mistakes? I got one for you right here. You want bad jokes that are the complete opposite of funny? You came to the right place. You want a gay. I'm a gay.
And remember kids; it's trashCAN not trashCAN'T.
Enjoy your complimentary fruit basket.