Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not. Please it's 2 scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl: *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down. Guy: I love you babe. Girl: I love you too,please just slow down now! Please! (In the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant he would die.