15 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WAL-MART
wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf
Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price
Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"
walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"
-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!! The british are coming!!!"
walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
attempt to fly off a high shelf
throw confetti on random people walking into the store
whisper "i know your little secret" to the manger
stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..."
go to an employee and say "middle earth is coming to an end and you need to eat more carrots
Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or ur life Boy: my life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life ♥