I Poop With Authority


Gender: Male

Location: In Your video gamez!

Birthday: 03/29

Occupation: Pwning your noobs :P

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Things you should buy from me

Buy mah things and such and we can both be happy. If you have questions or offers, do not be shy to pm me and negotiate! dramallama


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You aint about this life

I'm a sexual organism with a peculiar and strange mind. Be my friend and I'll give you cookies and invite you to my basement.

Name: If we're close or exceptional acquaintances, you'll know it.

Gender: Rachet

Age: I'm Ash Ketchum, dermatologists hate me.

Music: Everything! Please send me recommendations cause I'm always looking to expand my playlist and enjoy the sounds of the world. I also play music, and promote it smilies/icon_smile.gif Want to see me in action? No? Well if you change your mind just ask smilies/icon_sweatdrop.gif

Religion: Christian and proud of it. Amen!

Race: The most wannabe white kid you'll ever know.

Relationship status: Food smilies/icon_heart.gif

Hobbies: Music, songwriting, guitar, story time, getting baked as FAWK(aren't I cool?), hanging with my ninjas, video games, multiplying with the bae, football, basketball, swimming, being the best.

Media: Gaia is all you're going to know unless I'm comfortable with you. I am known to hand out my number if you keep my interest and don't break my trust.

Other Information:
-Random Friend requests are no longer accepted due to prior complications but a conversation isn't hard to start and trust me, I don't bite. But I will nibble.

-I'm a music enthusiast with a passion. I'd love to get my own name out there but of course helping others is part of my purpose so if you have the guts to share your story and a video of your performance, I will happily promote it free of charge.

-My family and friends are treasured and dear to my heart, be aware that crossing them is not in your best interest if you care about your pride. I'm known for shattering those.

That's all for now, if you got questions or want to get to know me, you know what to do! God Bless you all and peace be with you.


Questing: Steel-Plated Ninja Headband 20bill/550bil smilies/icon_sweatdrop.gif
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Nightmare's poetry,thoughts,songs etc.(you get the point)

I've been in poetry for 8yrs and song writing I took up at the beginning of summer of '09 and I enjoy it, I hope you like it:)

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Souls Escaping Report | 03/23/2015 8:21 pm
Souls Escaping
You're the 5th person to contact me about the price, actually. I'll remove it from the MP, it's actually not for sale.
Gou-chan Matsuoka Report | 03/19/2015 2:37 pm
Gou-chan Matsuoka
Haha thanks ^^
Void Princess Lala Report | 03/19/2015 2:12 pm
Void Princess Lala
Thank you so much! heart
Kiramekurage Report | 03/18/2015 6:47 pm
My brother has been wanting a one winged soldier since the beginning of times. Also we both admire your username. You have a good day! blaugh
radiant-fawn Report | 03/18/2015 4:47 pm
tyyyyyyyyy heart heart heart
radiant-fawn Report | 03/18/2015 4:36 pm
nah, i only have a few things
im not worried :p
radiant-fawn Report | 03/18/2015 4:29 pm
basically, yeah. i have no use for the rest of them and i really need this last item TT3TT
AlexLyre Report | 03/16/2015 9:20 pm
Thanks ^^ My bf made the profile for me 4laugh
x_nikki divinee_x Report | 03/16/2015 5:11 am
x_nikki divinee_x
Oiii!!!! I put you back up on my profile, may I please have my spot back? :3
That Girl Britty Report | 03/15/2015 1:15 pm
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It's true. Everything really is bigger in Texas. xD
It's no lie. 3nodding
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The Lord is my Savior and I owe my life to Him. Yes I have Faith and I won't deny it. If you don't, that's okay. But don't judge me just because I DO have something to believe in.

I Love all my friends(even if you're not on here and would like to be then please let me know) and I wish to give them all a personal shout-out to let them know Toasty appreciates their friendship(if you're not on here and we're close, I just haven't gotten to it yet and I sincerely apologize)

To All of my friends on here and real life, this is dedicated to you.

I love this girl so much, I couldn't possibly imagine a life without her<3

ATTENTION MUSIC LOVERS!!! Finally updated song of the week. This one will be here awhile. One of my favorites.

"Your Guardian" If I were to die today, I'd have just one thing on my mind, I'd want to see you face to face, and tell you that you cannot cry,for I have loved and life's been great, don't think that I am leaving you, death's made to appreciate, the darkness that we made it through, I'll ask the Lord and beg Him please, if I could reach you once again, to remind you I'm still in your heart,watching over you as your guardian.-A poem by me, dedicated to all my loved ones to let you know if I am to leave this world before you, I'm only a heartbeat away.

Don't s**t on my profile thanks! :D

I love all my friends and family. If you're in this collaboration of individuals then you hold a special place in my heart. Much love guys!

All my generous benefactors who I'm thankful for!