HEY, my name is Ikki!
I like to fawking dance!
One time, I was dancing, and I danced too much and I fell, but I fell into a wall, and the wall broke, and I fell through and- *breathes* I LOOKED UP TO SEE WHAT I DID, AND I LOOKED UP AND I FELL THROUGH MOM AND DAD'S WALL INTO THEIR ROOM, and they were like IN THE BED, DOING THINGS.
I was like, "DAD, MOM! Like, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
They were BENDING on the BED!
GUYS, I'm so tramatized! I never seen bending like that! It was weird and gross, so I cried and ran to my room!
So, now I stare at people and wonder if they bend like that too...
At times I catch my self drawing pictures of mom and dad bending, it's so fascinating! If I could only find out WHY they were bending like that, all my questions would be answered.
But sadly, every time I ask my parents about bed bending, they always blush and turn away.
Father's face turns red more than mothers! All mother does is face palms!
WHY WON'T THEY LET ME KNOW THEY WAYS OF BED BENDING?!
They looked so tired and into it! I wonder if it is a new training bending style?
IS IT? I WANNA KNOW!
My new exploration in life:
Find out how to master bed bending.