Human Bean Juice

Human Bean Juice's avatar

Registered: 03/13/2009

Birthday: 05/01/1987

Contact

  • Add to Friends
  • Send Message
  • Trade Items

Equipped List

Wish List

 

About

This site is afraid of me. I've seen its true face.

My Aquarium

Your aquarium is undergoing maintenance!

Comments

View All Comments

Lucky Star Clefairy Report | 06/06/2009 10:05 am
Lucky Star Clefairy
What did you think of the movie? Did you think it did the book justice?
Lucky Star Clefairy Report | 06/05/2009 10:28 pm
Lucky Star Clefairy
I love your avatar.
Allerlei Regrets Report | 06/01/2009 11:54 pm
Allerlei Regrets
I did have one dream involving Rorschach a long time ago...
but it quickly turned into a bizarre trip unrelated at all to the character where I needed to get this little girl (who turned into a baby boy) over a sea of cardboard boxes that were actually box-shaped coffins.
the infant died midjourney, and the moment I touched the corpse to the padding in the boxes, it all began to writhe with worms.
somewhere in the beginning there, the little girl had told me that she forgave Rorschach for killing her dad, and I needed to tell that to her mother's boyfriend, but... it all got lost in the sea of boxes.
an amusement park figured somewhere.
Allerlei Regrets Report | 06/01/2009 11:45 pm
Allerlei Regrets
I'll probably dream about trying to run from the apocalypse.
my dreams are generally unsexy as a rule.
were I to dream of Rorschach, I would have killed several hookers or kids for the ******** of it, and the rest of the dream would involve avoiding being killed by him.
Allerlei Regrets Report | 06/01/2009 11:27 pm
Allerlei Regrets
...no need. Fine like this.
if you know what I mean.
Allerlei Regrets Report | 06/01/2009 11:22 pm
Allerlei Regrets
*chlop thlup shorp lep*
mmm.
Allerlei Regrets Report | 06/01/2009 11:06 pm
Allerlei Regrets
OH HONEY DARLING POUND THAT PEG NNNNGH YES
because nothing is sexier than using furniture construction for intercourse euphemisms.
Allerlei Regrets Report | 06/01/2009 11:03 pm
Allerlei Regrets
I'm a writer, but I'm not a player.
D;
but it is true, and I have seen these horrible people.
especially the sex scenes!
oh, awkward and painful to read.
like Ikea furniture instructions.
"insert in slot A. Oooh. Baby. Baby."
Allerlei Regrets Report | 06/01/2009 10:49 pm
Allerlei Regrets
okay, now imagine that your friend and his girlfriend have just offered a threesome with you.
XD

but honestly, I am a horrible role player. Did it once long ago and was insufferable.
Allerlei Regrets Report | 06/01/2009 9:03 pm
Allerlei Regrets
I am enjoying it as well!
However, I must say that the whole thing with you guys about to go off and RP is kind of like hangin' with your friend and their girlfriend, and then having them go upstairs for some "alone time."

Innit, though?
Someone should make a plushie of him, complete with real grime.

Signature

Hurm.
User Image

 

Recent Visitors

I Megula I on 07/24/2019

Forums

Posts per Day: 0.06

Total Posts: 326

Latest Posts

My Playlist

You currently have zero playlists!