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20 WAYS TO GET KICKD OUT OF WAL-MART. 1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 17. If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters. 18. Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.." 19. Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!" 20. Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"
white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism !!!
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You say: The jonas brothers/ btw they are gay
I say: metalica
You Say: Pink
I say: black
You Say: Target/ it is lame
I Say: Walmart
You say: hannah montana/lame
I Say: motly crue
You Say: Shut Up
I say: ******** off
•I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not
screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents their name
FAKE FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh and say "fall much!"
Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will not leave you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "HONEY I'M HOME".
FAKE FRIENDS: are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: would read this.
REAL FRIENDS: would repost it.
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whats up!
well still you never talk to me
yeah ima so damn happy
but thenagain ima hurt
you never talk to mii anymore
why???
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