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Howard Joel Wolowitz

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Location: Pasadena, CA

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"Smart is the new sexy."

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Hello there! My name is Howard Joel Wolowitz. But, you can call me Howard... or Wolowitz. I am a Jewish aerospace engineer at Caltech's Department of Applied Physics. I sport a bowl-style haircut and I tend to wear it loud, vintage, 1960-era outfits, a V-neck or tee shirt over a turtleneck or a dicky which sport a variety of pins, and I always wear skinny pants along with unusual belt buckles. I am a huge fan of comic books and superheroes like my friends, Rajesh Koothrappali, Leonard Hofstadter, and... Sheldon Cooper. I often hang out at Leonard and Sheldon's apartment. I dislike Sheldon's antics, but I have grown accustomed to them. Although I'm Jewish, I am not very serious about my faith. I am engaged married to a Catholic girl named Bernadette Rostenowski.
Besides English, I am fluent in French, Mandarin, Russain, Arabic, Persian, and the constructed language Klingon from the Star Trek franchise. A ladies man is what I am, I'm a romantic. But, Penny (the cheese cake goddess), Leonard and Sheldon's neighbor, says I'm "disgusting".
I still live with my mother. My father left me when I was eleven, till this date I am not sure why. Peanuts... I am allergic to peanuts, they pose a serious threat to my life. Also, I have idiopathic arrhyththmia. I am proud of the fact that I have 3% body fat, which Raj notes that it makes me look like a human chicken wing. Well, thank you for reading this. Enjoy the rest of my profile.

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Multi Cosplayer Report | 02/17/2013 10:43 am: I made a Bernadette cosplay~
Multi Cosplayer Report | 02/06/2013 3:57 pm: hola
Kaela Simca Report | 07/03/2012 10:51 am: Epic win cosplay and profile <3
The Definite Article Report | 11/24/2011 11:35 am: Sorry for the late reply...

Thanks for the birthday wishes, Howard! whee
Number Phor Report | 09/13/2011 8:34 pm: I realise that I am funny, but thank you Howard. *pause* I also realise that was sarcasm, Howard. You may stop wetting your pants now.

Oh, how are you going to break that news to Bernadette? I'm sure she'll enjoy living with your mother almost as much as I love Will Wheaton.

Bright pants + Wolowitz = Howard flying solo. Quite a simple equation, if I do say so myself.
princessjinx100 Report | 09/13/2011 4:37 pm: Perhaps
Number Phor Report | 09/12/2011 9:22 pm: Hilarious? Disagreeable.

Howard, why must you taunt me so? I could comment on the fact you still live with your dear mother and your clothing is so bright, my retina burns when I look at you. But I don't.
Number Phor Report | 09/12/2011 12:16 am: I see that you tried to create humour in changing letters of my full name to make 'Smelly Pooper'.

Very funny, Wolowitz. I find that hilarious.

Bazinga.
princessjinx100 Report | 09/11/2011 2:09 pm: "We can make a stack of money as high, well, as tall as you." *Pats Wolowitz*
Number Phor Report | 09/10/2011 11:36 pm: "Sheldon's antics"?! Excuse me, Wolowitz?

an·tic - a grotesque, fantastic, or ludicrous gesture, act, or posture.

I do not believe I complete grotesque acts very often or ever.