HOOPthereitis

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"Satan," he said, "couldn't undo anything God had done. She could at least try to make existence for His little toys less painful. She could see what he couldn't: To be alive wast to either be bored or scared stiff. So she filled an apple with all sorts of ideas that might at least relieve the boredom, such as rules for games with cards and dice, and how to ********, and recipes for beer and wine and whiskey, and pictures of different plants that were smokable, and so on. And instructions on how to make music and sing and dance real crazy, real sexy. And how to spout blasphemy when they stubbed their toes.

"Satan had a serpent give Eve the apple. Eve took a bite and handed it to Adam. He took a bite, and then they ********."





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the portrait of me in my signature was commissioned from enenkay@tumblr.com!

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Tuff Gnarl Report | 11/18/2011 3:18 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PERSON I ONLY TALKED TO ONCE
Tuff Gnarl Report | 10/24/2011 8:08 pm
SURE DROP A REQUEST MY WAY, YOU SEEM P.COOL
Tuff Gnarl Report | 10/24/2011 2:37 pm
Oh crap, I already mentioned the shirt before ahaha
Tuff Gnarl Report | 10/24/2011 2:35 pm
Thanks Patrick Wolf is a bro.

And despite us being low on last.fm the stuff we do have in common is awesome.

Nice Adventure Time shirt, also.
Tuff Gnarl Report | 09/27/2011 6:40 pm
YOU HAVE AN AWESOME SHIRT
King Of Fall Report | 06/02/2011 4:32 am
why thank you heart
King Of Fall Report | 05/31/2011 5:01 pm
has new siggy ^^
i hate a lot of things Report | 04/02/2011 4:57 pm
i wouldn't even call them people. they're filth who have stumbled into this world and don't have the grace of understanding the fact they aren't wanted and need to leave this life.
i hate a lot of things Report | 04/02/2011 4:52 pm
that is the attitude more people need to have. teach the world and spread the word, ohio is a cess pool that doesn't deserve existence
i hate a lot of things Report | 04/02/2011 4:49 pm
do you hate ohio too?????

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Like a dude throwing a harpoon at a whale and s**t.



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