Holy Slayer

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Last Login: 08/28/2016 4:57 am

Registered: 02/04/2005

Gender: Male

Location: your moms pants.

Birthday: 04/17/1990


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Well personally I don't have to much to say about myself or have a great opinion of myself so I don't think I can make an about me that's any good unless I could say draw a lightning bear having a guitar battle with a unicorn made of fire, but I can't so I won't, but I should get somebody to draw it for me.

So to give a less biased view I've drafted in a couple of friends to see what they think of me such as Oceon Ezriah:
Holy Slayer is "teh awesome gent."

If I were asked to describe Holy Slayer, here are some things I would say:

He is very sharing.
Anything he has, he will share with those he cares about.
He can be very covert.
By this I mean that he is tricky, and it can be difficult to get him to actually talk about himself.
He’s very loving and is always focusing on the feelings and needs of others.
By no means is he always serious;
he does like to joke around and be goofy.
He is selfless, and is always looking to help others if he can.
He’s literate – he’s not a n00b, yo.
He is peaceful.
He’s quite untypical if you ask me. I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone like him.
His friendship is perpetual.
Once you’ve made a connection with him, he doesn’t just forget about you.
Whether he wants to admit it or not, he’s very romantic

And if you don't believe her heres Danger Woman:
"Some call me Slayarrgghhhhh...but my name is Nicholas. I hail from Britishland. Even though I won't ever admit it---I'm quite flipping awesome. I'm crazy intelligent and I will make you literal lol right out of your flipping pants. Also, inspiration for my avatar was fueled by 1,000 baby souls...and that is how badass I am. Just sayin'."

So yeah according to those two I'm great, personally I don't think so but I'll let you judge that yourself and who am I to argue with arguements as persuasive as the ones above?


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that deadbeat Report | 08/26/2016 6:12 am

hey man, sorry i've been an a*****e to you for all this time.
thanks for being the bigger person.
Saffrons_Curse Report | 08/22/2016 7:02 am
No problem! Enjoy~~ >W<
Saffrons_Curse Report | 08/22/2016 6:57 am
The plot is very simple; two people get sent 500 years into the future. Instead of everyone being super smart and advanced, everyone is incredibly, unbelievably stupid as s**t. Lulz ensue.

It's so great though. XD It's one of my favorite movies.
Saffrons_Curse Report | 08/22/2016 6:47 am
XD lol, that explanation is awesome. heart

mostly unrelated, have you ever seen that movie, Idiocracy? OwOa
Saffrons_Curse Report | 08/22/2016 6:27 am
Wait, what story is this? XD
Saffrons_Curse Report | 08/22/2016 6:05 am
Mmmmm good point. :Ua
Maybe they just wanna hold up the pretense that they're a respectable company. XD!
Saffrons_Curse Report | 08/22/2016 5:49 am
Ahahahahaha X'D Too true~ dat guy. msdyfgaskd

surprised ! Good point~ But it might also make some people be all "Is that REALLY me? I don't wanna be THAT GUY" so it might get some folks to stop, which would be a hindrance to profits! :O
Saffrons_Curse Report | 08/21/2016 3:49 pm
Yeah~ I love Libra Pad Man. heheheh X"D PINGPINGPINGPINGPING!
That's just wrong. lol Very cringe. Like... Tommy Wiseau probably saw that and was like yeah, that's perfectly normal human interaction. lol

AHAHAH that would be wonderful to behold. Wouldn't be effective at all, but maaan~~ That'd become like an instant classic. X'D
Saffrons_Curse Report | 08/21/2016 7:01 am
Well~ I can see those factors being relevant to an influence of sales - in a similar vein to comfort, someone going on about gummy vitamins, heartburn stuff or energy drinks; they gotta mention that it tastes good, because similar products with a shitty taste exist and people want to be wary of those products. Or like with diapers and paper towels/toilet paper, absorbancy matters, which does kinda play into the comfort factor - if the s**t doesn't absorb really fast, how much would you enjoy the feeling of sitting in it until it finally absorbs? XD OH! But I think you'll love [this] pad commercial! XD
but I get what you mean when commercials beat around the bush for what a product is supposed to do/help with. I mean, I guess it's relevant enough for the affected persons, but sometimes it just sounds like folks are too squeamish to say. Wouldn't it be hilarious, if there were a different set of commercials for the night time [that weren't just really long infomercials/those stupid single phone chat bullshit], that were a lot more straightforward? XD
Saffrons_Curse Report | 08/21/2016 6:33 am
Yeah~~ And it's got this added bonus of like... he sounds, up until the point where he cusses, like he'd be legitimately advertising it...and then he busts out with some "That looks ******** gross" in that same voice, and it just ikuafhlskdfg imagining that being a legit infomercial is hilarious. Like that one commercial that had the slogan "You bet your sweet Aspercreme!" [For a shamefully short period of time] Or that one pregnancy test commercial that went on about the specs and finished by saying "It's the most sophisticated piece of technology.... you will ever pee on." It's that... formal setting/voice + highly informal vernacular.

"That's YOUR a*****e blowing out" rofl