A brief explanation as to the excellence of my person
My name is Hochsten von Hurensohn, professional Zyniker and bon vivant. I believe that life is to be enjoyed, chiefly by myself, and that everyone else on this planet has been put there to hamper that enjoyment. Perhaps I am wrong, but a lifetime of being right has persuaded me otherwise.
Autograph (worth millions)
Hochsten von Hurensohn,
Der Zyniker Koenig.