A brief explanation as to the excellence of my person
My name is Hochsten von Hurensohn, professional Zyniker and bon vivant. I believe that life is to be enjoyed, chiefly by myself, and that everyone else on this planet has been put there to hamper that enjoyment. Perhaps I am wrong, but a lifetime of being right has persuaded me otherwise.
Brief rays of bitter sunlight in an otherwise unending world of grey tedium
Whenever I see you in the CC, I laugh. I figure you are either an overweight nut job typing from a dimlit basement somewhere, or an otherwise normal guy who likes weird it up on the internet. I'm still deciding which you are.
Is your signature meant to say The Cynic King, The Cynical King, or the King of the Cynics?
And does it hurt to kiss your own a** like that, or have you gotten so practiced in the art that you now surpass us all in flexibility? I'd praise you, but at this point I don't think I'd be helping you build character.