Last Login: 02/27/2015 9:28 pm

Registered: 12/16/2005

Gender: Male

Location: Wisconsin, Land of Cow

Birthday: 01/23

Occupation: Professional Procrastinator

I'm Watching You

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Take everything I say completely seriously.

Questing: Street Smarts

Progress: 27,354,183 / 59,000,000,000
Thank you to Epic Rainbowzz, to literally trash, to F l u e n c e, and to... the Shy Bunny Anon for your wonderful, helpful donations! smilies/icon_heart.gif

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Hi! My name is Jordan and I really should have bought myself a digital tablet when I had the money!

I'm currently nineteen years old and obsessed with a lot of things, including music and medicine. I'm especially fond of Blue Stahli and Nine Inch Nails, but I listen to a lot of other music, as well.

I'm currently unemployed and not doing much of anything with my time, but before the end of the year, I hope to be working as a bartender and attending college in Madison.

If you have any questions about me or want to be my friend, just shoot me a PM or a request and I'll respond as soon as I get it.

Stare the hipster in the mouth and I'll probably be confused

Talking s**t before it was cool

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make the boys cry Report | 02/27/2015 2:22 am
make the boys cry
Freelance illustrator?
That's really cool!
I don't think anyones expecting you to have your life figured out at 19... I hope not at least because I'm a freshmen in highschool and have no clue what I even want to do tomorrow let alone further in the future lol.
You're one cool dude, don't sweat the small stuff. I think if you go out there and put yourself out, youll do well as an illustrator!
make the boys cry Report | 02/26/2015 5:40 pm
make the boys cry
Goodluck emotion_yatta
I've never even saved more than 100 dollars in my life so I can only imagine sweatdrop
oh oh I should stalk your art then 3nodding
crackerlover Report | 02/26/2015 5:20 pm
Damn it, then. xD
make the boys cry Report | 02/26/2015 5:20 pm
make the boys cry
what's stopping you from drawing brobro?
yeah I hate getting stuck at my house too, never that fun!

ill always be a model if you need some inspiration wink haha
make the boys cry Report | 02/26/2015 2:09 pm
make the boys cry
No problem, so whatcha up to now bud?
make the boys cry Report | 02/26/2015 12:22 am
make the boys cry
Just so you know I'm a lowkey stalker so prepare for all your threads to be bumped with nonsense when I gt around to it emotion_yatta haha
make the boys cry Report | 02/26/2015 12:12 am
make the boys cry
New friend hi hi emotion_hug
crackerlover Report | 02/24/2015 8:35 pm
Damn. :0
I'm kinda too cold to shower. Ugh!!! emotion_0A0
crackerlover Report | 02/24/2015 8:29 pm
Is Madison near Green Bay? :0
crackerlover Report | 02/24/2015 8:09 pm
Dude, what????
The apartments here are like 1,000/month. emotion_donotwant
You pretty much HAVE to live with other people here to survive. *sighs*

They say that the abyss stares into he who stares into the abyss.
I don't know about that,
but I looked at a hipster's teeth once
and became what I am today,

before it was cool.

this is my desk

Everything will fall away someday

All that's real is what remains to always

Are you jealous of my fan art?