Last Login: 03/30/2015 10:32 am

Registered: 12/16/2005

Gender: Male

Location: Wisconsin, Land of Cow

Birthday: 01/23

Occupation: Professional Procrastinator

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Take everything I say completely seriously.

Questing: Street Smarts

Progress: 3.72B / 14B
Thank you to Epic Rainbowzz, to literally trash, to F l u e n c e, and to... the Shy Bunny Anon for your wonderful, helpful donations! smilies/icon_heart.gif

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Hi! My name is Jordan and I really should have bought myself a digital tablet when I had the money!

I'm currently nineteen years old and obsessed with a lot of things, including music and medicine. I'm especially fond of Blue Stahli and Nine Inch Nails, but I listen to a lot of other music, as well.

I'm currently unemployed and not doing much of anything with my time, but before the end of the year, I hope to be working as a bartender and attending college in Madison.

If you have any questions about me or want to be my friend, just shoot me a PM or a request and I'll respond as soon as I get it.

Stare the hipster in the mouth and I'll probably be confused

Talking s**t before it was cool

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crackerlover Report | 03/30/2015 3:17 pm
Good luck!~ emotion_yatta
crackerlover Report | 03/30/2015 2:28 pm
Yeah, he sounds so annoying. >.>
crackerlover Report | 03/28/2015 11:02 pm
I kind of get that...
Lately my coworkers have been asking me to drink with them
I don't mind drinking but the thought of socializing gives me anxiety.
I can talk with people one on one just fine.

I was going to minor in computer science because I thought that
could help me get a office job while I try to become a writer. IDK. :0
crackerlover Report | 03/28/2015 10:20 pm
Yes, communication is important.
Then build a robot. D<
What exactly is computer science?
crackerlover Report | 03/28/2015 10:08 pm
Really? That's good. C: emotion_bigheart
crackerlover Report | 03/26/2015 9:01 pm
I wonder how music was discovered. It was probably a funny moment. xD
Dude, we're married. This is what couples do. emotion_yatta You're welcome.
crackerlover Report | 03/23/2015 9:59 pm
Yes, good. Focus on yourself. emotion_dowant
How did music come to be?
crackerlover Report | 03/23/2015 9:09 pm
Self care is VERY important. Trust me on this.
crackerlover Report | 03/23/2015 8:26 pm
Aw, it's okay. (I over think things too).
Like you say, don't rush things.
crackerlover Report | 03/22/2015 3:47 pm
Hopefully everything turns out well. C:

They say that the abyss stares into he who stares into the abyss.
I don't know about that,
but I looked at a hipster's teeth once
and became what I am today,

before it was cool.

this is my desk

Everything will fall away someday

All that's real is what remains to always

Are you jealous of my fan art?