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HI CALL ME HILARIA
I MOVED FROM A RURAL TO AN URBAN AREA
I LIVE WITH A BUSH BABY NAMED ECHEVERRIA
LOADING------50%
ON MY WAY TO MY UMBRELLA TENT
TO WHAT AN EXTENT IS THIS LINE OF DESCENT
ARGUS PHEASANTS ON THE RHODE ISLAND BENT
SO MANY DOSES I'M ON THE HUNT
LETTIN OUT A SPANISH GRUNT
SO SEXY IT AKES THE TOES CURL, DYKES HURL
GIVE IT A WHIRL, CAMPFIRE GIRL
TALKING ABOUT THE MAGESTIC FRUIT BAT,
KING GILAMAT!
WEARIN A TOP HAT MADE OUTTA BEAVER RAT
THE BUTTON UNKNOWN, PLUMMET FROM THE DOME
AGH! I JUST THREW UP POLYURETHANE FOAM!
HOLD THE PHONE!
WELCOME TO MY RHYME ZONE
TWO HOURS OF RHYMIN COMIN ATCHA
FROM THE MASTER-MINDS OF TIMIN
A PACK OF BEARS MOUNTAIN CLIMBIN
UP A VERTICAL CLIFF
PASS THE SPLIFF, I NEED A WHIFF
MY WORLD IS ELECTRIC
MY BIFFLE IS A SHREW NAMED ZELEZNIK
OUR FRIENDSHIP IS ECLECTIC
TOO BAD HE'S DYSLEXIC
LOOK AT MY LIQUID CRYSTAL DISPLAY
IT'S MADE FROM RADIOACTIVE DECAY
DIRTIER THAN A CAFETERIA TRAY
USED BY THE SPOTTED EAGLE, RAY
Hey check out this striped button quail
whose whale of a tale will soon unveil
so intense it'll make the earth derail
hopefully he doesn't go to jail
KID, I DUNNO WHAT YOU EXPECTED IN MY "ABOUT ME"
IF YOU WANNA TALK MESSAGE ME ASAP
OR MAYBE WE'LL MEET OVER LICORICE TEA
AND MAKE PLANS TO SAIL TH MEDITERRANEAN SEA
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