Starting off, to be completely honest, I truly, really dislike talking about myself. It makes me feel a bit arrogant.
But this is an About Me, so I will try my best to fulfill this role of writing about oneself!
So, starting off, 'dem basics:
Call me... Panda, Heung, Heu, Mao, Hei, Heiyi
I live... in my dreams all too often.
I dislike... this format AHH screw this, lemme start over!
SALUTATIONS, MY GOOD PEOPLE!
King Queen Ruler World Dictator Dog Cat Possible Floating Dust Particle in the Universe Human Being Heiyi
who hails from the dreams of me, myself, and not I! [Plot twist] I have many hobbies, such as not shaving my legs during the winter because, really, who's gonna see 'em?
I don't like (er, dislike) parties, because that's just not my type of fun. Fun is running into the woods... naked.
Most people and even my friends would call me rather serious and uptight in real life. Truth is, I don't really expose all sides of myself to everyone. I guess it's somewhat different online though. There's a trust, I guess, because I can't see your face and you can't judge me and the subconscious body language intimidation doesn't affect me here. I can reveal certain parts of myself through these sacred InterWebs, though I can't ever seem to completely shake that mask off without a jumbaload of effort. I try my best, though, and perhaps one day I can be my authentic self without having to worry about what others think of me.
Oh, that reminds me... My greatest fear is being judged. Please don't judge me.
Oh, man, I really like these animated emoticons, they're so idfndsnfjdkfrf~
Oh, pictures make me happy, as art does. I like to art, and I like to admire art. Watching people art is nice fun too... Arting is just... a way of life, guys; what can I say?
Hey, look, I'm moving back onto normal topics!
I really love animals. I'm not an extreme fanatic who knows about 9847549832434798fsdifsjrhxxxx><!!&^ animal species, but I enjoy them and they hold a special place in my heart.
(Sorry all you human beings out there.)
I should mention, I'm extremely emotional, just a heads up. I cry at almost everything... Those sad movies send tears waterfalling down my face. The only ones I haven't completely bawled at are "Titanic" and Romeo and Juliet (er, or book), which I find both aggravatingly stupid.
I feel so hungry right now...
If you haven't noticed from my Shop description, I like beautiful men. Okay, that's kinda really shallow of me, but it's the truth. I confess my sins!
Actually, I guess I like all people. Scratch that, most people. I'm not really a people person though... I'm awkward and quiet in real life. I think that's the case with most people though.
I'm pretty laid-back and easygoing... Don't ask me to make a decision, ahah. The worst decision you could make is by making the decision of asking me to make a decision.
I'm an extremely slow person... I process information slowly and I move at the speed of sloth. My cardiovascular... is so terrible it makes me cry. But I can swim! Pretty well, actually. Not amazingly though, I don't compete in competitions or anything... mostly because I don't like being competitive.
And I'm slow.
Now, I must mention my two pups. Not pups anymore, but they're always pups to me~ (Cody's getting gray hair though)
They're just wonderful. I have two. Cody is more aloof (but it's so rewarding when he comes sniffing for affection), while Spike, the complete opposite, is a pain in the arsenic who needs to be touched and loved at all times.
They're just precious.
And they farted.
Now, I think that's enough about myself. Now tell me about you.
Leave a comment, PM, poke, pick-up line... I'm open to all of your greetings (although try to start a conversation other than a poke war please because it makes me feel a little awkward and uncomfortable sometimes, thanks. )
Now, for the classic rainbow vomitty throw-up man: