What am I?
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I have disabled public comments on my profile due to people not respecting my request to not thank me for buying. If you have something important to say to me, PM me. Key word: IMPORTANT. Shop owners, bugger the f**k off.
I am a virus
Are you the cure?
I am morally
I'm morally impure
I am a disease and I am unclean
I'm not part of God's well oiled machine
~Insanity by Oingo Boingo
Do I know you in person? Have I talked to you at length in the forums? No? Then you probably shouldn't bother with that "Add To Friends" button. If you wish to friend me, PM me first.
I do appreciate donations, though I will never beg. Please extend the same courtesy to me. If you want a small donation from me, post in Thackery Earwicket's, IN VEGAS' or Draco_Ater's quest threads. Those who stick around to bump or preferably chat will be rewarded in small doses. I will also tip anyone who bumps my aquarium thread if I'm glowing.
I do NOT appreciate random invites or buffs on zOMG. I am usually a solo player, and will buff myself if I feel the need. And as I am a solo player, I do not equip defibrillate. Ever. Don't even ask.
--this is an RP account. do not take him too seriously.--
Welcome To Hell-Mart
Thank you for shopping at Hell-Mart.
Please avoid the pet department.
- There will be no refunds or reduction in price upon request -
- Beggars will be run through on sight. Survivors will be stabbed again -
- All warranties void upon purchase -
- gift cards and reward points not accepted -
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DO NOT COMMENT ON MY PROFILE TO THANK ME FOR BUYING. IT IS EXTREMELY ANNOYING, AND I DO NOT APPRECIATE IT.
Be happy I gave you money and go away.