About
Greetings, I am the head Klokateer for the Metal Lords of the world, DethKlok, the most brutal and awesome band in history.
If you do not know who I am by now, you soon will. I live only to serve Dethklok for I am a gear in the wheel of Klok and I fear not my mortality. Anyone that ******** with The Lords of Dethklok or Sir Offdensen will be answering to me and the entire undulating mass of festering hatred, fear, and pain that is the mighty army of the Klokateers.
If You are interested in serving the metal lords and joining our masses then don the black death shrouds of the Klok and speak to either myself, CFO Charles Ofdensen, or Sugar Bunny Ninja for a chance to join the Dethguild, a newly founded organization for us all to gather under and worship Dethklok as they so rightly deserve.
Thank you for stopping by and checking out my profile.... Now get the hell out
~ Head Klokateer
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