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Birthday: 08/13

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My info. Not all that special, really.

You can keep your ninjas and super high-tech soldiers, I'm going with Pirates any day of the week.

...Yarrrgh.

Well, whatever, let's get down to it, since I'm not going to say this twice:

Name's Hayden. Yes, Hayden. No, I don't dress like a pirate, or a ninja, like my current avatar depicts. I actually look like THIS GUY:

Ever since Mirror's Edge, I've been dressing like a Eurasian Freerunner, but I can't jump a building to save my life. XD

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Javier Cross Report | 08/13/2013 4:26 pm
Javier Cross
Your birthday is today.
Javier Cross Report | 08/13/2012 1:01 am
Javier Cross
So merry birthday, much? sweatdrop
Foxafon Report | 01/30/2011 4:12 pm
Foxafon

warning!
this
is
not
a
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
you
will
die,
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!


ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.



SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.



AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED.


EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO KILL
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?

EXAMPLE
1:
JENNY
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.



EXAMPLE
2:
TOM
ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)

EXAMPLE
3:
JOEANNA
SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED
JackieSuzie Report | 12/11/2009 9:41 pm
JackieSuzie
...Wow, we haven't been on in ages.
JackieSuzie Report | 11/20/2009 3:09 pm
JackieSuzie
NO.

******** YOU.
JackieSuzie Report | 11/19/2009 5:16 pm
JackieSuzie
Oh, we are SO not doing this again.
JackieSuzie Report | 11/19/2009 4:41 pm
JackieSuzie
Sure, I'll roll with that.

Lo siento about your cake, btw.
JackieSuzie Report | 11/19/2009 6:51 am
JackieSuzie
No, it's his, dumbass.

YOU LOST AGAIN.
JackieSuzie Report | 11/19/2009 6:38 am
JackieSuzie
Who doesn't lose the game, other than the guy who made it?

Wait, stupid question...

Your cousin always wins the game, because he doesn't even know how to play.
JackieSuzie Report | 11/18/2009 7:35 pm
JackieSuzie
Wolololololololol... Calla....hagn.

DAMN IT! I just lost the game!
 

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