To anyone visiting my profile for the purposes of attempting to scout information about me or post a comment about how I'm such a HUGE JERK BLUH BLUH, don't bother. If you're not on my friends list, you don't get to say anything. If you are on my friends list, it's because you don't mind that I'm a jerkass eightfold and can berate my way into a magic cue-ball. And yet, for all of that, I'm not actually a troll. How quaint.