I am doctor Shuu Iwamine, a world renowned doctor currently working in the infirmary at St. Pigeonation's High School. I have quite the reputation among the student body here, as everybody knows that even talking to me can give them a horrible case of Aspergillus, Psittacosis, or even worse things.
You don't look like you have a good reason to be here. Did you need something?
If you've come to join the Infirmary Staff, then you can start by organizing the medicine cabinets and sweeping the floor. Surviving here should be fairly easy, given you obey the basic rules of the school, ask few questions, and above all else; Mind your own business and stay out of my desk drawers.