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"When did the grass behind me get so green?"
I'm not going to say much about myself, instead, I'm going to fill this space up with useless quotes :>
(Death Note)
Misa: Hey... this doesn't feel like a date like this...
L: Don't mind me. Are you going to eat that cake?
Misa: I watch the sweets because they make you fat...
L: If you use your head, you won't get fat even if you eat sweets.
Misa: Oh! There you go making fun of me again... How about if I give you the cake, will you leave me and Light alone together?
L: Even if I leave you two alone together, I can watch from the cameras, so it's the same thing.
Misa: I told you that's perverted! Will you stop with that kind of fettish?!
L: Say what you want, but I will be taking the cake.
http://www.onemanga.com/Death_Note/38/06/Aizawa: Then how about the possibility that Kira offered himself to Yotsuba? Perhaps he needed funds for some expenses for whatever plan he has...
Matsuda: But that makes Kira cheap and uncool, that's not groovy at all.
Aizawa: So you reckon Kira is cool and groovy, Matsuda, huh?
Matsuda: Er, no I didnt mean that... Sorry.
http://www.onemanga.com/Death_Note/39/08/(Practicing lines for Misa's Yotsuba meeting)
Aiber: Misa-san, you came to Tokyo hoping to meet Kira.
Misa: Eh?!
L: Okay, Misa-san, I know that line is a bunch of bull, but don't overdo it.
Misa: Whaat?? That's what people call first class acting!
L: Let's try this again.
Misa: -sarcasically- Yes, Directer-Ryuzaki sir...
L: Misa-san, please take this seriously or I may have to kick you.
L:-while examining evidence- Hair... crumbs from a cracker snack... Yagami-san, if I die in the coming days, your son is Kira... more hair...
Yagami:-snaps suddenly into focus- What?!
(Pirates of teh Caribbean)
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack: You smell funny.
"And that was without a single drop of rum." (Jack)
"But why is the rum gone??"(Jack)
"Why is the rum always gone? -stumbles- Oh. -regains composure- That's why." (Jack)
"It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." (Jack)
"It's a Key!" (Marty) "No! Much more better! It is a drawring of a key." (Jack)
"No! If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?" (Jack)
(Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
Launcelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Galahad: I don't think I was.
Launcelot: Yes you were. You were in terrible peril.
Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Launcelot: No, it's too perilous.
Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Launcelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Launcelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Launcelot: No I'm not.
Arthur: Look, you stupid b*****d, you've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have!
Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: -looks- It's just a flesh wound
Black Knight: You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!
Bedevere: What makes you think she is a witch?
Villager: She turned me into a newt!
Bedevere: A newt?
Villager: I've gotten better...
Dennis: You can't expect to weild supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
French Guard: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so called Arthur King-a, you and all your silly English k-nnnnnnnigets!
Galahad: What a strange person.
Arthur: Now look here, my good man -
French Guard: I don' wanna talk-a to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Left Head of Three Headed Guy: Oh, all right, all right, all right! We'll kill him first, and then have tea and biscuits!
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