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I am Ian. I am a philospher,anarchist, and cynic. My favorite thing to do is read comic books, especially if they are written by Alan Moore (V for Vendetta, Watchmen, Miracleman, etc.) or books, cant name a favorite author there. Anything I read or watch tends to be philosophical in some way. I also tend to point out the flaws in most popular things. Another thing I tend to do is whenever I write something the stories tend to be a deconstruction of the genre with each character somewhat despicable. Currently Im trying to learn how to reconstruct things so its not all about how horrible the reality of it is. Im also taking up walking around my house with a cane made from a coat hanger (dont know why). I have lost my cane sad

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As Fast As She Can Report | 08/21/2010 2:54 pm
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Oh, that really sucks. Are you feeling better? (Of course, you're still damn lucky you didn't have to waste your time with going like I did.)

Also, I might have to wear wire frame glasses instead of my awesome nerdy emo glasses if the EyeMasters place I'm going tomorow is utterly incompetent. Personally, I'm not a fan of these because I don't think wire-rim glasses are flattering to my facial structure. But it's better than being half blind.
As Fast As She Can Report | 08/21/2010 8:18 am
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I got the joke, it wasn't lost. I'm not *that* naive. xD

Basically, it was this thing on Friday where they forced you to tour the hallways and stuff. Then they had us sit in a gym while they screamed encouragement at us. Telling us not to be losers and whatnot (they actually used that phrasing).
As Fast As She Can Report | 08/20/2010 10:17 am
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I take it that you didn't go to the stupid Cougar Camp thing? You're lucky. It was a waste of time. Annnnddd my glasses broke. So I had to go there with my glorious 60/40 vision.
As Fast As She Can Report | 07/19/2010 1:22 pm
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Exactly! I knew you would understand! smile It's hard to find a good costume though. And making the mask is going to be a b***h, but oh well.
As Fast As She Can Report | 07/19/2010 1:00 pm
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Yeah, I know what you mean. Those things are cool. smile But I changed my mind. I'm not going as a nurse--well, I am, but I won't need a syringe. I'm going as a Splicer! biggrin
As Fast As She Can Report | 07/02/2010 12:29 pm
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Hi this is just to tell you that whatever lies Victoria says about me aren't true, she hates me now because of an incredibly stupid fight & I wouldn't put it past her to say anything so that you will also hate me, anyway sorry for the paranoia but I can't trust her at all.
KonanDarkAngel Report | 05/30/2010 10:23 am
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IAN GUESS WHAT! Kate's mom said she maybe can have another party!
As Fast As She Can Report | 05/16/2010 4:28 pm
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Okay, thanks. I'd love to read it. :3
As Fast As She Can Report | 05/16/2010 4:21 pm
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Sorry. I just made the quiz for fun (that, and principle--after trying five times only for it to crash, I finally succeeded the sixth time). What's your story about?
As Fast As She Can Report | 05/16/2010 3:22 pm
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Just so you know, Uglies is a good book, but I never pegged it as a dystopia for you. (Or anyone. Seriously, I'd die.) x.x Today felt like summer to me. It was weird, lonely, and boring.