She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
His vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.
The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.
McDuff fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan’s teeth.
John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut.
The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.
He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object
She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.
It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.
The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon
Her pants fit her like a glove, well, maybe more like a mitten, actually.
She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.
He was as bald as one of the Three Stooges, either Curly or Larry, you know, the one who goes woo woo woo.
The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
I AMM! >:D
You're a godsend, a saviour!!
No, I'm a postman....
she grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
i just had an idea...an idea so smart that my head would explode if i even begun to realise what i was talking about!
Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?
oh no 11:00!! but thats an hour before noon!!
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life
these are the wonderful people i have met here ^^ love you all! :D (please bare with me i havent finished adding everyone yet)
uhhh ive been shot!
nyyaahhh mummy its staring at me WHY is it STARING AT ME!
O_O i am NOT A FLOWER!
WHY AM I IN A CIRCLE! >:O
NYAAHHHHH!! KILLER SUSHI! ITS THE END THE THE WORLLDD!!
dinner here i come! ^^
:O its like pacman gone wrong!
we wont hurt you...
yea were only gunna nibble your ankles! >:3
and steal your lunch money! ^O^
viva la revolution!! ^O^
o_O...what are YOUUU looking at? >:I
gubs up! >:D
nyyaahhhh theyre EVERYWHERE!
THEYRE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!!
will someone get me off this damn island!..please!?
yes! rescue us! ive been stuck with this moron for the last century! o3o
its peanut butter jelly time!!
the end is NIGH!
99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL!!! >:D
i say old chap! good shot!
twasnt easy dear boy, you see we didnt actually have golf clubs..i had to use my arm T_T
RUN MAN RUN!!!
remember, what would indiana jones do!!
gunna fly this pony to the moon some how...
wheres the BaThRoOm!!oh no waves!!..not HELPING! >:O
dont panic everyone im here now! :D
now clean it up!
oh crap! there goes my head again!
you all will die a terrible terrible death...
TONIGHT WE DINE IN HECK!!
gah i just lost everything i didnt have!! T_T
nyahahahhh!! no one ever escapes the giant basketball >:3
thats right imma doctor! doctor zues! >:3
dig in my friends O_O...dig inn...
tonight we dine...in SUSHI!!!
..ummm o_O you got a lil dro..oh nevermind O_o
last one in is a spagettie snadwich! ^^
ello there poppet!
its like a pork chop feast! minus the pork chop! ^^
we come in peace..and in many flavours! ^^
wooahhhhh i didnt expect THAT many moths to come outta me wallet O_O
come aboard the choo choo shoe! :D
ow! ow! ow! OW! OW! OW! OOWWW!!
easy as ABC my a**!
pleaase dont pee! D:
i never apologise...im sorry but thats just the way i am!
ill never stop blowing up houses, NEVER! not even if theres a FIRE! D<
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
THE CREW!!! <3 <3 <3
"jin" meaning; one who does not believe in the term "pants"
'OH GOD MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL VIRGIN EYES!'
id say something smart but taka poisoned the water hole with vodka ;D wooooooooooooooooooo!!
want to hold my babies?
ring a ding ding ;D
JUST HOOK IT TO MY VEINSS! O:
i LOOOVEEEE chocolate but..but i cant eat it cos then ill get FAT! *says jess the blimp* ;D
Wait a moment... These aren't jelly beans, their milk duds
Eat my Cheese
the cow moos at 10 Pm
an apple a day will keep anyone a way if you throw it hard enough
cling tenaciously to my buttock
i just had an idea..an idea so smart that if i even began to realise what i was talking about my head would explode
it's ok. you did the right thing. just don't do it again!
with this straw and packet of suger i become CAPTAIN PLANET!
i just lost my legs, though I found them again behind the couch
I never hold grudges, but my father did. I always hated him for it.
since when did we need a giraffe to make a pizza?
question: if a tree falls in the woods and no ones around to hear it does it make a sound? better question: if i'm hungry does it matter?
food for me? no ones ever given me food before.
my dream has always been to build an underwater car wash. Yeah that'll be awesome. Oh did I mention it was gonna be on fire?