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Welcome, welcome!
Come in!
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There we are.

All right. First things first.
I'm GuezWhu aka. The Bacon Cat.
Or the Ancient Wise Rock.

I LOVE ZOMG!!! Let's not sound like a total geek.
I like to go around zOMG spamming everyone's chat lol

And showcasing my leadership skills in battles, as some of you may have witnessed.
...I should put that on my resume.

Did you know that I once did Hard Shrine on 2? Oh and that too.

Anyhow, enough about zOMG. On to other things, we have a lot to discuss.
I love food! Usually craving for something, Ask me when you see me.
Like “Food of the day” or something lol
I also get visions of food. IDK OKAY
Whoops whoops, I think we just crossed the line of “normal individual”
Then again, I think we crossed that line eons ago.

Can’t stay still, usually up to something ridiculous, or coming up with anything mischievous (again)
Oh-ho yeah, people who know me irl know this lol
Well except for people who just met me.
They think I’m very lady- like *snorts*
Aaaand they think I’m a b***h lol Because I have a resting b***h face lol
Which reminds me of one time, but I’m not about to fill my about me with a story,
But ask me about it if you want to hear it lol

Speaking of stories, I have LOTS of stories to tell.
What can I say? My daily misfortune, thirst for adventure and travel,
curiosity for people and things and love for learning seem like the perfect recipe for a tale.
The Guez Tales.
No no, too.. Eh.
The Tales of the Bacon Cat.
Hmm, could be.
The Adventures of the Bacon Cat?
Whatever. Anyway, wait for my book lol

Have I told you that I usually talk to myself?
Especially when I’m trying to get myself out of a sticky situation
Ooor when thinking really hard.
OH PSH. You guys talk to yourselves too.
I’m just the only soul who’s brave enough to admit it lol
COWARDS HAHAHA

Aaand I don’t accept friend requests unless we have interacted at some point.
That’s because I don’t wanna be reduced to a filler to someone’s friend list D’:
I get attached, even with people over the net (Pathetic, I know lol )
But I try to tone it down, so I don’t scare them away HAHAHA
Cause apparently, IT’S A BAD THING TO GET ATTACHED.
Welcome to 2017 lol
I treasure my friends, and the memories I have with them emotion_bigheart
So I hope that you treasure me too.
CHERISH ME DAMMIT HAHAHAHAHAHA

One last thing, my real name’s Chiara (ki-a-ra; it’s Italian, just the name, I’m not)
The human (aww, boo) behind the Bacon Cat and The Ancient Wise Rock.
Like I always say as the Ancient Wise Rock, "ASK ME ANYTHING"

See ya latur alligatur emotion_awesome

Say hi to this bacon? Go on! don't be shy!

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aixoria Report | 03/22/2017 1:29 pm
aixoria
Aw yeah. School... Lol. I'm not enrolled currently. Goodluck!
And well, work sucks as usual. Need a new job. How about you?
DeadlyTrinity Report | 03/22/2017 12:12 pm
DeadlyTrinity
Besides partying and gaming? i graduated already but I'm going for my masters at the moment.
DeadlyTrinity Report | 03/22/2017 9:38 am
DeadlyTrinity
lol I'm sorry never got on during spring break. Had too much fun out there in the real world. crying
aixoria Report | 03/21/2017 7:40 am
aixoria
It's alright. Just waking up now. Don't wanna go to work :c
How about you?
Tamcsi Report | 03/21/2017 7:37 am
Tamcsi
Awww, thank you! biggrin this was a really great post biggrin
Novau Report | 03/21/2017 2:02 am
Novau
gonna eat some cat baco-- I mean! I'll probs just go get some chips and chocolate from the store and enjoy those allll day cat_4laugh
Novau Report | 03/21/2017 1:58 am
Novau
emotion_kirakira Thank youuuuuu!
emotion_bigheart emotion_bigheart emotion_hug
y-youre the first one in gaia to notice!! cat_4laugh
aixoria Report | 03/20/2017 8:38 am
aixoria
Hey! Yeah it was in your bio on twitter and since you play zOMG I figured I'd add ya!
TA-Regret Report | 03/19/2017 7:00 am
TA-Regret
mebbe... no xD?
Skyywalker Report | 03/18/2017 10:29 am
Skyywalker
i'm back baby !!
 

Behold, the Guez Whu

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Last Login: 03/26/2017 3:54 am

Registered: 12/29/2010

Location: Buccaneer Boardwalk Ferris Wheel

Birthday: 05/02

Occupation: Math solving, seaweed chopping, people loving, fire making, door stopping eater

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