Let me fill your head with fantasies
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There we are.
All right. First things first.
I'm GuezWhu aka. The Bacon Cat.
Or the Ancient Wise Rock.
I LOVE ZOMG!!! Let's not sound like a total geek.
I like to go around zOMG spamming everyone's chat lol
And showcasing my leadership skills in battles, as some of you may have witnessed.
...I should put that on my resume.
Did you know that I once did Hard Shrine on 2? Oh and that too.
Anyhow, enough about zOMG. On to other things, we have a lot to discuss.
I love food! Usually craving for something, Ask me when you see me.
Like “Food of the day” or something lol
I also get visions of food. IDK OKAY
Whoops whoops, I think we just crossed the line of “normal individual”
Then again, I think we crossed that line eons ago.
Can’t stay still, usually up to something ridiculous, or coming up with anything mischievous (again)
Oh-ho yeah, people who know me irl know this lol
Well except for people who just met me.
They think I’m very lady- like *snorts*
Aaaand they think I’m a b***h lol Because I have a resting b***h face lol
Which reminds me of one time, but I’m not about to fill my about me with a story,
But ask me about it if you want to hear it lol
Speaking of stories, I have LOTS of stories to tell.
What can I say? My daily misfortune, thirst for adventure and travel,
curiosity for people and things and love for learning seem like the perfect recipe for a tale.
The Guez Tales.
No no, too.. Eh.
The Tales of the Bacon Cat.
Hmm, could be.
The Adventures of the Bacon Cat?
Whatever. Anyway, wait for my book lol
Have I told you that I usually talk to myself?
Especially when I’m trying to get myself out of a sticky situation
Ooor when thinking really hard.
OH PSH. You guys talk to yourselves too.
I’m just the only soul who’s brave enough to admit it lol
Aaand I don’t accept friend requests unless we have interacted at some point.
That’s because I don’t wanna be reduced to a filler to someone’s friend list D’:
I get attached, even with people over the net (Pathetic, I know lol )
But I try to tone it down, so I don’t scare them away HAHAHA
Cause apparently, IT’S A BAD THING TO GET ATTACHED.
Welcome to 2017 lol
I treasure my friends, and the memories I have with them emotion_bigheart
So I hope that you treasure me too.
CHERISH ME DAMMIT HAHAHAHAHAHA
One last thing, my real name’s Chiara (ki-a-ra; it’s Italian, just the name, I’m not)
The human (aww, boo) behind the Bacon Cat and The Ancient Wise Rock.
Like I always say as the Ancient Wise Rock, "ASK ME ANYTHING"
See ya latur alligatur emotion_awesome