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I was born the seventh son with a full moon in my eyes.
My Father gave me strength and speed,
My Mother taught my mind.
I was born a Shooting Star, I was born a Guardian,
Screaming through the sky
Faster than Hell!
OKAAAAY!
That was a little dramatic, huh?
Actually I'm a 50 year old guy and my daughter put me on this space a while back.
This place is SO COOL!!! Never had anything like this whenI was growing up. Back when I was YOUR age (God forgive me for saying those words) we didn't have anything like this. For THAT fact calculators weren't even invented then. I seen it all when it came the techno stuff. I remember when Microsoft wasn't even around and we had to do EVERYTHING manually.
I work in a foundry that makes piston rings for cars. With the idiots I work with it's sort of a mental Disneyland. Playing with their brains is like using Silly Putty to transfer comics. It's SO fun playing with lessor life forms.
Nothing like the smell of molten iron....AAAAAAAHHHH! Fresh from the pits of HELL! Just like mommy used to make! That and homemade noodles (yum).
I live near Grand Rapids, Michigan with my 2 dogs Digby - the WONDERDOG (genetic experiment gone wrong) and Chloe - my weiner dog (former highclass apartment dog from Chicago). They're alot of fun and right now I'm training them to be Cuban Guard Dogs. They can rip your socks off in 3.5 seconds AND render intruders helpless by peeing on their shoes.
I work with addicts and alcoholics in my area so they quit using drugs and alcohol.
A PAIN IN THE BUTT!!!! Some of these idiots have been doing it for so long they have no concept of what's true or what's a lie.
So if you need to talk to an adult, leave me a message and i'll get back to you.
Otherwise I'm just hanging out once in a while when I get tired of dating sites and myspace (/wdf3) just to be a kid again.
Like I said.... THIS PLACE IS SO COOL!!!!
And it doesn't have a height requirement.
Bye
The GUARDIAN FROM THE DARKWATERS
ta-daaaa-tadata-da-taaaa
(dramatic music)
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why don't you have me next to a and k on your profile backround???
D:<
D:
not a noogie! especially by her!
you'll be on my profile!
i swear!
i'm on it right now!!!
happy new years to you too, gorgeous.
haha
do you mean friends?
i just added you, don't worry.
(:
YUS! HAPPEH NEW YEARZ TO MI FAVORITES UNKLE.
xD