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Repeat Verbatim - Find out what it means on your own. [No one ever does it.]


Dear Sir or Madam,
Welcome to my profile and thank you for reading it. Since you seem to have taken such an interest in me, I shall tell you a little about myself: I enjoy tuxedos, masks, and capes very much. I'm addicted to my computer, forever. I obsessively read. I'm a recluse little hermit. I'm not little in any way, shape, or form. I play piano. I enjoy polite talk [i.e. being addressed as Miss or something of the sort] I do not like asparagus and will have small, innocent pandas eat your first born if you try to feed me it. I am a very detailed plotter and a professional foliage-drawer. I am a once-failed writer. I will never admit to this failure as it was a failure of imagination [the worst kind of failure imaginable]. I really would love you if you dropped me a pm or something; it's quite lonely here.
However, if you TaLk LiEk ThIz. I will murder you. In your sleep. The letters you have done a great injustice to will help me.
While I despise such lazy abbreviations, I won't devour your soul if you get grammar wrong. Honestly, I won't. Or if you spell a word wrong once or twice. I'm not that cannibalistic. Okay, only on Mondays I am.

Anyway, I do believe this is where we part ways. Fare well.

Yours Truly,
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Masquerade! Paper faces on parade... Masquerade! Hide your face, so the world will never find you!

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ReiTheSmileFae Report | 08/04/2011 1:06 pm
ReiTheSmileFae
howw'd you get such a cool narwwhal? i wwant a narwwhal like that... cod i havve one too?
ReiTheSmileFae Report | 02/24/2011 3:30 pm
ReiTheSmileFae
I'M YOUR FIRST COMMENT OF 2011, SUCK IT BISH <3

Jus' kiddin' babeh, I luff yew. xD
JayJokester2000 Report | 11/05/2010 4:01 pm
JayJokester2000
LILY
Jockboy1496 Report | 09/16/2010 1:40 pm
Jockboy1496
happy birthday.
ReiTheSmileFae Report | 09/16/2010 3:13 am
ReiTheSmileFae
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Everyone shut up! Lynxel is talking...



Happy Birthday~!


Thank you!
Deutchland-wolf-409 Report | 08/02/2010 2:04 pm
Deutchland-wolf-409
About time!
Jockboy1496 Report | 07/16/2010 3:41 pm
Jockboy1496
sup lily.(i'm bored.)
Deutchland-wolf-409 Report | 07/11/2010 10:11 am
Deutchland-wolf-409
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You!
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Alura Strife Report | 07/10/2010 7:45 pm
Alura Strife
hey!
Deutchland-wolf-409 Report | 03/08/2010 4:10 am
Deutchland-wolf-409
love the quotes from your mom XD
im not surprised she said those things

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And you can't kill a stone.
Of course, a stone can't
kill you either,
but then you turn
your head away.

Then you blink.
Then, oh yes, it can.