AboutYo! My name is Brandon L. Parker (Grandpa is my nickname from school, but it's a somewhat long story and if you really want to know pm me and I'm really 17 so stop asking people)
I live in Waikoloa, Hawaii
I'll only tell you my phone number if I know you in real life, or know you quite well
My email is email@example.com for anybody who really wants to know, I love random emails that spark unusually long conversation
I will find you...and I will hurt you...if you send me chain mails or mess with my sister or friends too much...but other than that I'm a nice guy and will be a great friend.
I’m straight...sorry guys out there.
I don’t have a category.
I write poetry in my boredom (only the best make it here...and there are a lot of rejects to let you know), and I constantly space out when I’m alone, due to an overactive imagination (that’s on an odd mix of steroids, meth, and acid...sorry, its really complicated to describe it with out drugs)
I don’t do drugs, cigarettes, etc... There are better ways to die (like weaving in and out and out of traffic at 130 mph)
I have an awkward memory: I can memorize quotes, factoids, and blocks of text quite easily, and for a long period of time...but when it comes to the name of the movie the quote is from or the book the text came out of, ******** it...its gone in a month at most if it isn’t on my mind (and homework is just out of the question)
I’m currently trying to get a piece for my camera so I can upload pics of me or whatever kind of pics i want to upload
Don’t ask me what type of music I listen to...its one of my pet peeves
As for the question above...ill answer it this one time, once and for all...pretty much anything goes...give it to me and ill listen to it and probably like a couple aspects about the song or band causing me to go and download it, when I feel like it
I have a girlfriend now! Her name is Alyssa and she is amazing!
I have a bit of a ******** up family situation, and ill go into detail I know you enough (lets just say I have 3 moms and one dad, and polygamy isn’t involved)
Please excuse the random, out of order-ness of this most horribly done about me section you will probably ever read
What type of Fae are you?
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this is all written by me...feel free to use it but don't take credit for it...comments are appreciated
*Those who can laugh without cause either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark-raving mad.*