I'm not a stupid vampire! I'm a smart one!
I Vant your blood! Ok maybe not now but later!
- When you feel safe
- When you feel right when you kiss him/her
- When you feel you need him/her
- When you can't think of what you'd do if he/she got hurt
- When you would NEVER do anything to harm him/her
- When you feel free around him/her
- When you don't have a really short chain
- When you can talk to the opposite sex without worry of jealousy
- When he/she doesn't hurt your friends
- When he/she doesn't scare you
- When he/she can wait until you're ready
- When you can say it to them and not feel like you're lying to him/her and your self
You know I always thought
goth/emo boys were hot!
- Don't ALWAYS wear black
- Don't worship Satan
- Are NOT evil
- Do NOT want to kill people
- Are NOT ALWAYS depressed
- Can be happy too
- Are usually nice people
- Are normal, just like YOU!
What can't you call me?
Kid: REDRUM REDRUM!
Me: You're too young for alcohol silly.
You feeling Batty?
Oh really you are?
Is it just me or can you make a joke out of ANYTHING someone says?
My ex bf left me for a gay man. Man I hate my life!
What do you think? No seriously what DO you think?
Vampires are people too! Just people who like blood. ^,.,^
Kawaii means cute! Kawi means scared! sound so close yet are like opposites.
If you see a vampire don't say "hey you're a vampire." We get pissed.
Am I vampire?
let me get back to you on that
If you call me a vampire I'm just gonna keep asking what you've accomplished by calling me that?
- Can live without blood for a week or two tops.
- Aren't always gothic or emo.
- Do NOT sparkle
- Have NOTHING to do with the lies Twilight is feeding you
- Can be in the sun, some of us just are light sensitive and burn easily. Others can TAN
- Can ONLY turn you in a vampire if it's a PURE BLOOD sucking your blood
- Have reflections it's impossible not to have one
- Half-Vampires can eat human food and drink human drinks, but not pure blood vampires
- Do NOT worship satan
- Can be kind people
- People like YOU!
- They rip out your heart
- they stomp on it
- they stab it
- rip in half
- keep it for a year
- ram a stake through it
- then give it back
I just don't understand why vampires are so feared. Ok yes we suck your blood but it only hurts for a bit if you're weak.
It may just be me but I think if horror movies contained pink it would be so much more scary.
The purpose of Twilight:
300 trees died just so Edward Cullen could SPARKLE!!!!!!!
What a WASTE!!!!!
I don't care what Mr. Cullen says
he is just an idiotic wannabe!
As you may have noticed most of these captions are vampire jokes or just plain lists or jokes. Big whoop!
Vampires do NOT sparkle. I'm sorry to all you twilight fans, but it is all lies. Go cry to Mr. Cullen.