Last Login: 10/30/2007 9:29 pm
Registered: 07/26/2005
Gender: Female
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends, about the size of my a**.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost.
I never forget,an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies, with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay, to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a b***h.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at ME you idiot...
Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you d**k!?!
me likes random comments
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> >you will get kissed on friday.
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> >B R E A K I T
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> >and your crush will ask someone else out.
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> >Tomorrow
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> >will be the best day of your life.
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> >How ever, if u dont send this to at least 10 people, by at least 1 am,
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> >you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
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> >Just copy,
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> >paste
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> >and you will get kissed on friday.
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> >DONT send it back to the person who sent it to you, TAG UR IT!
I'm thinkin about hackin you... ninja ....Nah I'm just jokin...or am I?
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