Regret nothing, until it is too late. Then, regret everything.
Welcome to Night Vale.
Let's start with that. Let's start with a greeting.
And now, for something completely different, let me introduce myself.
I am Kyra, but you can call me Kiwi or you know whatever I don't really care what you call me as long as it's not rude u w u
I enjoy various things, as you can see to your left, and slightly down.
I am an asexual, which means that I don't experience sexual attraction with anyone ever but that doesn't mean that I am not capable of love! My romantic orientation is a bit confusing to be honest. I also enjoy crossdressing on occasion and before you knock it you really do gotta try it I mean goddamn it is great really great really really great yeah yeha
Also I am known to swear impulsively so uh if that makes you uncomfortable?? you can let me know and I'll do my darndest to tone it down I can be really good at censoring myself when the situation calls for it.
Also, I HATE
Superwholock. Don't even touch me.
my tumblr is thestanleyparabola if youre into that sorta thing
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STEINHARD 2011: NEVAR 4GET Credit to pillar of salt for this! <3
His eyes widen surprised that the Scientist actually did it. His heart was beating fast as he breathes deeply smiling as he lets his fingers run though the Black silky hair which he adored. Sighing happily taking off the Scientist glasses. "Sweet Dreams My Beautiful Carlos..."
Everything the Scientist said went in one ear and out the other but he continued to stare dreamily into his eyes. "Thats So Interesting Carlos....Very...Interesting..." Smiling nodding as he taps his lap smirking gently."Oh Course Its Fine...Please...You Need Some Rest."
"Plants? Thats What You Study? At Least Your Staying Away From The Dog Park. Creepy Over There And I Dont Want You To Disappear And Leave Me." Blushing gently sitting on the couch patting his lap. "You Can Use My Lap As A Pillow...If You Want That Is..."
Smirking slightly grabbing the Scientist's hand bringing him to the couch sitting him down. "Then Why Not Take A Nap...I Can See Your Tired..." Reaching up grabbing the Scientists glasses touching his dark circles. "Why Does This Science Make You Look This Way? It Hurts Me!"
Actually I just got an Espeon over WonderTrade from someone with the initials S.C. Anyway, I could help get you an Umbreon if you want, later tonight. And maybe we can battle and just look at each other's Pokemon.
Okay good because um, I was trying to get all the Eeveelutions, and instead of getting the last one I needed, Espeon, it evolved into a Leafeon. If you have an Espeon I will gladly give you the Leafeon. I don't need two. But it'll have to be soon because I have to catch a play tonight. The Night Vale Community Theatre is playing host to a comedy play written by someone at the high school.