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A few of my favorite motto's/movie and video game lines...

"In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might, beware my power, Green Lantern's light!"

-Green Lantern Corps Motto

A sword holds no power unless the hand that wields it has courage.

-Swordsmen motto

"Madame, I may be drunk..... but in the morning I will be sober........ and you will still be ugly."

-Winston Churchill

"If it moves, shoot it. If it screams in German, shoot it again."

-George Patton

"Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut b***h!"

-The Juggernaut

"Yes! If I must suffer... Humanity will suffer with me! I shall repay them for sentencing me to a life without human comfort. I will blanket the city in endless winter! First... Gotham. And then... The world!"

-Mr. Freeze

"Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!"

-The Cheshire Cat

"Hand to hand! It is the basis of all combat. only a fool relies on his own weapon"

-Gray Fox

"Yeah. I do. I think at any time, any place, people can fall in love with each other. But if you love someone, you have to be able to protect them."

-Solid Snake

"From the moment we're thrown into this world, we're fated to bring each other nothing but pain and misery."

-Psycho Mantis

"A surveillance camera?"

-Solid Snake

"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"

-Colonel

"Even if a pawn becomes a queen, it is still just a playing piece... "

-President Johnson (MGS)

Raiden: "They said you were dead?"
Solid Snake: "No, not me. There are still too many things I need to do."

"It's been a while, brother!"

-Liquid Snake

"Colonel, I've got Emma Emmerich here... we've managed to avoid drowning."

-Raiden

Sigint: Snake, what's up? Why are you naked? I know there's a "NAKED" option under "UNIFORM" that lets you take off the upper part of your uniform. But without a shirt on, your camouflage sucks, and your stamina goes down faster. You don't get any advantages whatsoever.
Naked Snake: Sure there are.
Sigint: Like what?
Naked Snake: It feels good.
Sigint: ...Man, you do whatever you want.
Naked Snake: I will, thanks. Just one question, though.
Sigint: What?
Naked Snake: Is there a way to take off my pants?
Sigint: Say what?
Naked Snake: My pants, can I...
Sigint: Aw, hell no! This FOX unit is a nut fest!

"Well, let me tell you about the absolute worst, most sickening nightmare I ever had. This one isn't for the kids. OK, so there's this huge pile of crap, right? It's shaped like a giant tank, and it's walking around on two legs, goin' on a rampage and stompin' on people and houses and stuff. And this giant turd is carrying the nastiest missiles you ever saw. Like whenever it launches one of its turd missiles... whatever it hits - people, trees, buildings - turns into s**t. My hometown, my old school, my family, my girlfriend, old man John... Everything in that turd's path turned into s**t."

-Sigint

Sigint: [if you call Sigint while wearing a cardboard box] Uh,Snake... what are you doing?
Naked Snake: I'm in a box.
Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you...?
Naked Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it, and suddenly I got this irresistible urge to get inside. No not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.
Sigint: Destiny...?
Naked Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.
Sigint: ...
Naked Snake: Does any of that make sense?
Sigint: Not even a little.
Naked Snake: You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.
Sigint: Man. I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange?
Naked Snake: ...
Sigint: Yeah, well, anyway. I suppose even that dumbass box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building.

"You see, Snake, people are just sacks of s**t, and they're full of holes."

-Sigint

"Everything has its beginning. But doesn't start at "one." It starts long before that, in chaos. The world is born... from zero. The moment zero becomes one is the moment the world springs to life. One becomes two, two becomes ten, ten becomes 100. Taking it all back to one solves nothing. So long as zero remains, one... will eventually grow to 100 again. And so our goal was to erase Zero. Even the mighty Patriots began with a single man. That one man's desires grew huge, bloated; absorbed technology; began to manipulate the economy. We realized too late that we had created a beast. We had helped turn Zero into 100. His sin... was ours. And for that reason, I'm taking it upon myself to send Zero... back to nothing."

-Big Boss

"Ever since the day I killed The Boss, with my own hands, I... was already dead."

-Big Boss

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb."

-Batman

Things to do and not to do when I am the villain:

1. Do not build a death chamber. If i have the hero captured I will simply shoot him in the head. No elaborate schemes of getting rid of him. A bullet between the eyes will do just fine.

2. If the hero is immune to bullets I will find his weakness and use it on him, but i will not under any circumstances leave him alone.

3. After I have the hero captured I will not reveal my plan before I kill him, It will be on a need to know basis and he doesn't need to know.

4. Never say how my number one is replaceable and disposable. I will always tell him how valuable he is to our operation.

5. I will treat all of my henchmen equally and will pay them well. Also I will give them holidays off and two weeks paid vacation as well as excellent medical benefits. This will defer any uprisings or them helping the hero defeat me.

6. Under no circumstance will i say "Leave her she is of no harm to us." Whilst I take away her prince charming. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

7. I will never leave the hero alone in the dungeon. As soon as i capture i will kill him. End of story.

8. I will never try to turn the hero's girlfriend into my queen. I will find my own thank you.

9. If I do have a weakness i will advertise it as something different, that way if the hero does get into my fortress when he uses it against me I can just look at him and laugh...Then shoot him.

10. Booby-trap my sewers and underground passages. One way in and one way out of my palace.

more to come...