Too Long, Don't Read
Since I have yet to find a way to make BBCode relay formal, suit-wearing, tie-having text, I shall thusly refuse to use it lest I require bold
Which reminds me...
I am roughly 1/3 nerd, 1/3 geek and 1/3 dork (this is possible, as I do it on a daily basis through subconscious means that I cannot possibly be bothered to explain here). I am a horrendous fiend for grammar in spite of the fact I occasionally "lol" or "rofl," even tell people to "gtfo." This occurs when I am lazy, or I'm making fun of someone for ignoring their vowels or proper grammar. Before you yell at me for being ignorant or not respecting people who do not grow up with English as their mother tongue, I'll have you know I speak with a few people who learned English as a secondary language. Chances are these people have superior spelling and grammar to roughly 99.99999...% of the people who actually have
English for a mother tongue. I applaud these people. I laugh heartily at the rest of you (which does include myself on occasion). Do not expect me to be "politically correct" by any means. Just sit back, relax and know that if you ask for it, you're gonna get it.
I also like long walks on the beach, fresh-baked cookies and warm mittens.