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Gentle Desert Rose

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Last Login: 12/27/2009 11:32 am

Gender: Female

Location: Midwest!

Birthday: 05/22

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Wow, where to start... Hi, I am a person who does stuff! Ok I think that covers everything... Wait, you want more? What the eff?! I just got here and you're already demanding the world from me? FINE! I study languages and art, I'm not particularly good with either, but odds are that if you drop me into a random country I'll make my way to safety... Or at least throw a vase to barter for food with. ^_^;; I don't like sports, both because I'm terrible with balls (har har...) and I just don't see the point in watching them--I mean, seriously sports fans, go play the game yourself! I suffer from severe obsessive compulsive behavior, which means that as soon as something doesn't go the way it's SUPPOSED to go, I start getting dizzy and feel the overwhelming need to go into the fetal position... Mmm yes, the fetal position... Mess up my box of crayons and you'll see it, because it really is that bad. I like video games, and I like to read books, and I like video games in which you have to read them like books! Screw that cutscene crap! I love animals, but I hate dealing with them, because they have germs and cause loud noises that make me hide under my desk...but then there are scary dust mites under my desk so I just hop into the nearest cardboard box and ship myself to Guam... I don't really like boys, because A.) they're not girls B.) They're not very pretty C.) The good ones are usually gay anyway D.) and I'm pretty much a lesbian to begin with. There I said it, now back off perverts because I'm not into your kinky fantasies!!! >.<" So yeah, I believe that's most of my relevant life story... Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I like long walks on the beach, moonlight serenades, and the occasional shoulder massage... ^_~ You know, can't leave out the basics...

P.S. Odds are you'll simply annoy me, because let's face it, the national I.Q. is dropping faster than an elephant from a CH-47, and I really, reeeally, need intelligence to be able to get along with someone... Because lets face it, looks fade honey... smilies/icon_razz.gif

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Ultra Valkyrie Report | 04/25/2009 1:21 pm: *runs away with your spoons* They're mine now b***h! XD
Ultra Valkyrie Report | 04/25/2009 1:17 pm: Hey! You French wench, give me the link to your house! biggrin I won't steals nuthin... promise! wink
Optimus_Skiver Report | 04/25/2009 12:50 pm: NOOB! crying
Optimus_Skiver Report | 03/20/2009 2:37 am: Did you get a hermit cat yet? I thought I did, but I don't. >.< They're cute, I'll buy it off of you if you've got one. biggrin I'm good for the monies, you know it! wink
deathsam Report | 02/16/2009 5:33 pm: lol!!!!!! you confirmed i am a compulsive buyer
Distant Valkyrie Report | 02/08/2009 2:51 am: This is pretty much the only outfit I have. Sucks to be me...
Optimus_Skiver Report | 02/03/2009 7:34 pm: The TV is actually one of the cheaper things in there. O.o
Optimus_Skiver Report | 01/18/2009 8:46 pm: Someone is definitely asking for a bollocking in the corner... crying

*hugs* ^_^
Optimus_Skiver Report | 01/18/2009 8:42 pm: Because someone gave me this neat scarf, and I couldn't fit it with the current outfit. O.o Blue is interesting on you...
Optimus_Skiver Report | 12/14/2008 7:36 am: Yeah... I can most assuredly say that you're never going to wear that outfit IRL... But since you're adorable, you really don't need to! ^_~ So... do you expect me to strip to my skivvies now so we can prance around nekkid? ^^; I'm sure you're pretty against me being nekkid, so I'm going to have to pass... Enjoy your rampant nudity!