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Tala Maxwell on 06/03/2012

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I am the very model of a Scientist Salarian.
I've studied species turian, asari and batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology)
Because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology)

I'm also quite familiar, too, with matters dealing medicine.
I'll diagnose and treat the galaxy's most sickly quarian.
I've cured most deadly plagues that bring populations to their knees....
....to their knees...bees, sees, fees...Got it!
And I've learned to greatly limit the average amount of fertile Krogan seeds!

And he's learned to greatly limit the average amount of fertile Krogan seeds!
And he's learned to greatly limit the average amount of fertile Krogan seeds!
And he's learned to greatly limit the average amount of fertile Krogan-ogan seeds!

My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian,
Tuchanka, Illium, Omega, and those far more alien.
In short, in matters turian, asari, and batarian.
I am the very model of a scientist salarian.

In short, in matters turian, asari, and batarian,
He is the very model of a scientist salarian!

I know the numerous details of several species' chemistry,
From elcor to the volus, from evolution to anatomy,
Krogan reproduction, and the dextro-amino acid strains,
Of which turians and quarians form their cells and organs, bones and veins.

Humans are unique with their wide array of gene diversity,
My research of Collector technology shook society,
About beings' reaction to stress, my knowledge remains precise,
Those seeking support in intercourse, I can offer my advice.

Those seeking support in intercourse, he can offer his advice!
Those seeking support in intercourse, he can offer his advice!
Those seeking support in intercourse, he can offer his ad-his advice!

This vast supply of knowledge covers every living sapient.
My brilliant hardened mind is virtually omniscient.
In short, in matters turian, asari, and batarian,
I am the very model of a scientist salarian.

In short, in matters turian, asari, and batarian,
He is the very model of a scientist salarian!

Beyond scientific expertise, I've also skills in combat,
Killed people, once with farm equipment, many other violent acts.
One probably wouldn't tell from my exterior appearance.
In fact I'm quite familiar in subjects involving ordnance.

Though I've no trouble eliminating those I see as dangerous,
I can't deny that things I do are considered to be heartless,
Ethics and morals in the past have proven somewhat conflicted....
...conflicted, that's tricky...how about...
But know it's for learning, growth, not death, for which I am addicted!

But know it's for learning, growth, not death, for which he addicted!
But know it's for learning, growth, not death, for which he is addicted!
But know it's for learning, growth, not death, for which he is addict-addicted!

With my military past, I'll put a bullet in your head with ease.
I've disposed of ruffians almost as frequently as disease.
But still, in matters turian, asari, and batarian
I am the very model of a scientist salarian!

But still, in matters turian, asari, and batarian,
He is the very model of a scientist salarian!

*clears throat*

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho

Binkusu no sake o, todoke ni yuku yo
Umikaze kimakase namimakase
Shio no mukou de, yuuhi mo sawagu
Sora nya wa wo kaku, tori no uta

Sayonara minato, Tsumugi no sato yo
DON to icchou utao, funade no uta
Kinpa-ginpa mo shibuki ni kaete
Oretacha yuku zo, umi no kagiri

Binkusu no sake o, todoke ni yuku yo
Warera kaizoku, umi watteku
Nami wo makura ni, negura wa fune yo
Ho ni hata ni ketateru wa dokuro

Arashi ga kita zo, senri no sora ni
Nami ga odoru yo, DORAMU narase
Okubyoukaze ni fukarerya saigo
Asu no asahi ga nai ja nashi

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho

Binkusu no sake o, todoke ni yuku yo
Kyou ka asu ka to yoi no yume
Te wo furu kage ni, mou aenai yo
Nani wo kuyokuyo, asu mo tsukuyo

Binkusu no sake o, todoke ni yuku yo
DON to icchou utao, unaba no uta
Douse dare demo itsuka wa hone yo
Hatenashi, atenashi, waraibanashi

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho

A Little about me:

- 21, yes I can finally drink booze! Don't see the appeal of it though. o.o
- Serious renaissance geek (I love my anime/manga, comic books, video games, DnD, world of warcraft, Star Trek, Star Wars, Doctor Who, etc.)
- Single
- Finds plus sized women just as beautiful as any skinny girl
- Loves Goth girls smilies/icon_heart.gif

[There's one in particular who I didn't treat right and I regret it to this day. I still really care for the Looney girl but she pretty much hates me. Ah well, live and learn.]
- Also loves Punk and Indie girls.
(The difference between a Hipster and an Indie is one is a douche about it.)
- Also loves Exotic girls
- Realizes my small blurb probably sounds incredibly stupid or creepy but doesn't care! smilies/icon_xd.gif

- I'm incredibly open minded.
- I find weird girls (whether mentally or physically) awesome!
- These things are subject to change. =P

Official GD/ED Hater since 2004. "There be Spiteful Children in thar!"
Official AMC Hater since 2005 "I miss my Versus Threads."
Official Disliker of d20 sub/forums since 2010 "I'm sick of the Nerd Rage."

I'm Team Alucard.

Because Quantum Paradoxes beat Sparkles.

Quote:

I'm a huge highlander fan and would have like to see either Duncan or Conner at number 1. However, I agree that Jesus should be number 1. His authors had a much better marketing plan. It does help promote the story when Roman, French, German, and English kings, in a effort to consolidate their populations, tell people they have to believe or they'll be killed.

Oh, if only Davis and Panzer could have had such help, parents could have brainwashed all their children, and them their children's children into thinking "there can be only one" instead of "Jesus is lord". Of course Highland had it's problems with the sequels not making sense, but hey, the new testament didn't do any better (isn't putting Jesus in front of god a big no-no per the old testament??), and look how many retards bought that one hook, line and sinker..

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Sugadile Report | 01/27/2012 9:50 pm: I support brewfest, too.
uxiie Report | 01/27/2012 10:34 am: achievement? xD i've been okay, you?
Stupid Infidel Report | 01/27/2012 6:00 am: Can I have your Maleficent Seven for free for my dream avi? s: emotion_kirakira
uxiie Report | 01/26/2012 1:06 pm: thank you. c:
Leasfy Report | 01/12/2012 2:04 pm: finally got you as my friend emotion_kirakira
Naya Merai Report | 12/08/2011 9:56 am: You should get on your charity mule and accept that trade ninja
Sweet Scented Dream Report | 12/07/2011 8:09 am: O_O weird.. I thought I put 22 lol I'm 23 next year in April =o
Sweet Scented Dream Report | 12/07/2011 6:38 am: you put me as 23 on the thread and i'm 22
Sweet Scented Dream Report | 12/06/2011 1:19 pm: I'm 22 years old not 23 lol
Sweet Scented Dream Report | 12/02/2011 5:36 pm: HELLO!!! ^-^