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New Rules. It's an idea I got from the HBO series real time with Bill Maher. It is where I make up a rule in my siggy and post the details in my profile an yes all of you t**t pockets have to fallow it weather you like it or not!!!!

New Rule: Stop hiring scary wal-mart greeters!


Seriously it's really nice that you hire the bald guy with a scar on his head with yellow eyes, but do you really have to make him the one that gives little kids stickers and stands in the door way welcoming you to the hell that is wal-mart. I already think greeters are the dumbest idea ever. I mean whats the point to get you to come to wal-mart YOU ALREADY THERE. Seriously when I go and attempt to maneuver my way through the labyrinth of restocking items trying to get some paper and come to the long lines of middle age parents whom bring all ten of there spawns of Satans with them, and there is only one ******** checker the last thing I care about is if wal-mart is paying a guy to wear a hat saying that he served at Vietnam, and while we are on the subject whats with the goofy a** hats. Can't they find something else to show there honer off with. You know a sweater or T-shirt or something. Another thing wal-mart BRING BACK THE BLUE VEST! This Blue T-shirt and pants thing is ******** annoying. I mean really when ever going to wal-mart in a blue polo shirt I can be sure that half the ******** world will ask me where the chips are. I don't work here ********, and even if I did your standing in the chips isle. Seriously what if cops said ******** uniforms for now on we will drive regular cars and wear a tie it would be pretty ******** annoying to get pulled over by the psychotic wal-mart greeter....

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Vercingetorix VIII

Report | 01/05/2010 6:29 pm

Vercingetorix VIII

Dam nagga troll will get raped in the p***s one of these days.
Chiipei

Report | 12/14/2009 7:01 pm

Chiipei

Epic-ness x'D,
Who did you go as at a-kon ?
Chiipei

Report | 12/13/2009 5:11 pm

Chiipei

x'D Really ?
Cory Shallow

Report | 11/22/2009 11:51 am

Cory Shallow

Hey, you're also a Palahniuk fan?
Steven Hawkings

Report | 10/12/2009 1:14 pm

Steven Hawkings

Yeah, though one thing though. Reality its stated all does work in reality, which is semi-false as it impels that it can only be false of the hypothesis is true and the conclusion is false, though it can be false and true, and false and false.
Steven Hawkings

Report | 10/12/2009 12:24 pm

Steven Hawkings

Your sig makes no sense. "Nothing in reality works." If it doesn't work but reality works for making things not work thus reality works.
Katyusha Rockets

Report | 10/11/2009 1:05 pm

Katyusha Rockets

Humans are animals; giving into your passion is simply giving into your natural instincts

>3<
Katyusha Rockets

Report | 10/11/2009 12:52 pm

Katyusha Rockets

Where did you get that quote from GW? Hmmmm?????

o3o

Anyways,
congratulations on your marriage, hope you have fun being on top ...or bottom.
BlueCollarJoe

Report | 06/20/2009 5:46 am

BlueCollarJoe

That is good, though, Gee. Laughter is, after all, the best medicine, which probably helped you get a good night's sleep.
Lieutenant_Charon

Report | 06/19/2009 6:25 pm

Lieutenant_Charon

I lol'd at your sig.
Puppy... DENIED.