A man was in the middle of the ocean, about to drown as a boat pulled up. The captain asked, "Do you need help?" and the man replied, "No! God will save me!" and the boat sailed away. Shortly after, a second boat pulled up and the captain asked, "Do you need help?" and the man replied, "No! God will save me!" and the boat sailed away. The man drowned and when he got to heaven, he asked God, "God, why did you not save me when I was drowning?" To this God shook his head and said, "I sent two boats, you dummy!"
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and every other ship ever D:
it's super awkward though because michael's engaged sighs
can i ship them as bros
(no but i really dont want to ship it noooooooo)
(also the captcha was gee whiz.. what does it mean...?????????)
every day i feel myself getting closer and closer to the mavin ship
HELP
also wow the captcha for this post is 'beautiful friendship' i cry