Profiles and assorted nonsense
Hi there. If you are interested in roleplaying with me, feel free to browse the profiles below and maybe we can find something fun to do~! Public or private rp is fine by me. I particularly enjoy hard choices, bitter endings and horror themes (angsty bs lol), but I'd be willing to try pretty much any theme once wink I write exclusively in third person past tense and would prefer the same from any partner, just in case that is some sort of deal breaker lolNote about the below profiles - I have background info in there for my own reference, but I'd say it would be preferable to skip those sections. It can be more interesting for that to be revealed naturally, but the info is there if you want it!
Also, concrit is welcomed, whether in terms of my roleplaying or writing. On a similar token if you would like some concrit for your writing just hmu. I'm no expert, but one way I can help myself improve is through doing crits! :q
Short(ish) RPC Profiles:
Wilton Albrecht ~ Anxious Chemist
My first OC and my fave :0
A few personality traits: Wilton suffers from anxiety and a dash of paranoia. His extensive scientific background makes him skeptical of many magical claims. Generally tries to avoid conflict and save his own skin. Wilton is not typically affectionate or physical. Spends a lot of time on his own, and does get a bit lonely sometimes.
Age: Apparently in his 30's
Gender: Male
Species: Human turned some ~mysterious~ form of undead
Sexual orientation: Asexual
Romantic orientation: He is not certain
Occupation: Potion-brewing and organic chemistry expert
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 115 lb
Politics: Vague progressive socialism
Alignment: Neutral to Neutral Good
Abilities and Other Strangeness: Well, he's definitely undead, which may or may not be obvious to certain characters. Without the ability to detect undead or similar he just seems like he's in poor health.
Quote: “If I may say so myself, my style of brewing is a rather, uh, delicate science. Traditional brewing is a bit more... haphazard, but my techniques are more akin to modern organic chemistry. A skilled hand and a large base of background knowledge are required for the, uh, the best results.”
Appearance and other impressions:
Wilton's attire typically consisted of a crisp white dress shirt and plain black tie paired with dark slacks and leather shoes, lending him a stodgy air. While Wilton wasn't a very attractive person, he at least tried to keep himself presentable and professional. The scrawny man's voice was thin and he spoke in fits and starts. Wilton smelled faintly of musty books, old leather and organic solvents.
Avatar version(writing takes precedence, this are just fun)
Other facts:
Wilton is some variation of undead.
If your hearing is sensitive enough, you might notice that his heartbeat is unnaturally slow.
An unassuming silver bracelet dangles from his left wrist, the unbroken circle of metal too small to slip over his hand. Despite its plain appearance, this bracelet is clearly a magical or enchanted object of some description.
Some art provided by the lovely Lady Sprity below the cut emotion_kirakira :
Some crudy pixel art by yours truly (warning: bad)
Fun facts: Collects bizarre VHS and cassette tapes, has eclectic taste in music, knows how to do simple laboratory glass blowing.
Brief Background Info:
For about five years Wilton worked for a less than reputable organization which trafficked in illicit magical goods. These goods included potions which he brewed, some of which were more ethically dubious than others. He also acquired some debt from this organization before wising up and taking his talents elsewhere. Wilton left the organization not long after his mentor's death. It was also around this time that he became undead. His former employer was not pleased by his sudden departure, and they are currently trying to force him to come back and work for them. have given up winning back Wilton due to a confluence of circumstances. He has presently found employment elsewhere.
Song:
Divided Sky Lane - The Mountain Goats
Established Relationships:
Played by me, unless marked with *
Former employee at the aforementioned crime ring, headed primarily by Aran Mirthe with support from Francis LaPointe.
Current bodyguard, Ramon Salazaar.
Mentor, Edith Carmello, (deceased) as well as Edith's daughter and granddaughter.
Friends with the gregarious Natalie Pierce*
Slightly strained friendship with Babmi Ife*
Employed by Zy-Tech industries under John Zephyr*
Scientific collaboration with Anton Aicher*
Potential Relationships (if you are reading this and are interested...):
Former co-workers.
Clients, long term or single order.
Student / protege.
Someone who really hates undead and wants to mess with him.
He could always use more friends, if y'all are into anxious weirdos.
Ramon Salazar~Stoic Bodyguard
A Few Personality Traits: Ramon almost never shows emotion. His demeanor can be oppressively professional and serious even around friends and family. He only speaks when he feels like has something worth saying, and if he does speak up Ramon is typically rather blunt about his opinions. He has a bit of a patriarchal streak and can be cynical. His first and only priority is keeping what remains of his family safe and cared for, and he has few friends. Note: Ramon isn't stoic by force of will alone, he takes a drug to keep his emotions under control for reasons explained below.
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Species: Human
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual, though celibate
Romantic Orientation: Heteroromantic
Current status: Single
Occupation: Bodyguard
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 175 lb
Politics: Formerly a radical leftist, currently disenfranchised with politics.
Alignment: True Neutral
Abilities and Other Strangeness: He has something I decided to call sightjacking, see the background section for an explanation. I can provide more details if you are curious, cause I spend way too much time thinking about how this kinda junk works!
Quote: “I understand that this is a dangerous situation and that the lives of many people are in danger. Rushing in without thought and planning only makes things harder. Nevertheless, I apologize if I overstepped my bounds. I should have realized that you were not thinking rationally.”
Appearance and other impressions:
Avatar Version(writing takes precedence, these are just fun)
Other: There doesn't seem to be anything overtly supernatural about Ramon.
Fun facts: Metalhead, does the crossword puzzle every day and is an excellent swimmer. Can read lips.
Brief Background Info:
Due to the coup, Ramon ended up seeing a lot of nasty, violent things, both through sightjacking and otherwise. A lot of people in his family died or disappeared. He started fighting with a resistance movement in his late teens and learned brazilian jiu jistu, muay thai and boxing, as well as how to handle guns and knives. After nearly a decade of fighting, he concluded that there was no way for the resistance to win and fled the country with the only remaining family members that were willing to come with him. Witnessing the failure of the resistance and other horrors made him a cynic. Ramon eventually found a job as a bodyguard, something which his unique skill is quite useful for. He prioritizes caring for his remaining family over anything else.
Established Relationships:
Played my me, unless marked with *
Presently employed by Anton Aicher* as a bodyguard and for general security needs.
His current charge is Wilton Albrecht, above.
His family, Nataniel, Rina and Erica Salazar (cousin, sister and grandmother, respectively.)
Potential Relationships:
Friends and romantic entanglements, though his distant nature would complicate this.
Other than that... I'm not sure!
Song or songs that remind me of them:
Starless - King Crimson
Aran Mirthe~Confident Criminal
A Few Personality Traits: Mirthe is manipulative, selfish, arrogant, and entitled. They have no compunction with throwing others under the bus for their own gain. They can be sadistic, even a little masochistic from time to time, and are ultimately a hedonist. Presently, due to a confluence of circumstances, they are trying to be less of a p***k, somewhat successfully. They think they earned everything they have even though most if it was handed to them on a silver platter. They can be quite controlling, especially if they feel invested in someone.
Age: Appears to be about 45
Gender: Androgynous (prefers they/them/their singular pronouns)
Species: Human
Sexual Orientation: Pansexual, polyamorous
Romantic Orientation: Panromantic
Current status: Open relationship
Occupation: Trafficker of illegal or otherwise questionable magical goods, loan shark, potion hawker, hotel owner
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 155 lb
Politics: Free market, Randian style libertarian, but socially progressive
Alignment: Somewhere between Chaotic and Neutral Evil
Abilities and Other Strangeness: Has the ability to delete memories. There are a lot of restrictions and it's not perfect. Details can be provided if y'all are curious, cause I think about this too much.
Quote: “People like me don't go to jail. We pay tidy little fines, tip our heads demurely and apologize, leaving the public assured that we have learned our lesson, then move on with our lives.”
Appearance and other impressions
Avatar Version(writing takes precedence, these are just fun)
Other: Anyone with the appropriate sensitivity might notice that their hands are enveloped in barely detectable magic, and that some of their jewelry seems enchanted.
Fun facts: Allergic to peanuts, can't swim, is a capable ballroom dancer and a lip reader. Atheist. Runs an ostensibly anonymous blog where they write flowery posts about their experiences restoring and driving their many expensive and rare sports cars. This consists of hopelessly pretentious posts about their driving experiences, artsy (some might say pornographic) photos of their cars, and the occasional candid post about issues with repairs paired with even more photos.
Brief Background Info:
Established Relationships:
Played by me, unless marked with *
Their business partner and co-owner of the hotel and crime ring, Francis LaPointe.
Their bodyguard Myeong Xun
A former employee, Wilton Albrecht
Has a contract with John Zephyr*
Hateship with Natalie Pierce* (like a friendship, but with hate)
Potential Relationships
Employees/lackeys
Potential or established business associates
Rivals in the magical goods business
Reporters or authorities interested of mucking up their business
Songs that make me think of them:
"You know you could be anyone, god forgive my tasteless tongue." - Despite What You've Been Told - Two Gallants -
"I am this great, unstable mass of blood and foam, and no one in her right mind would make my home her home," - Autoclave - The Mountain Goats
Myeong Xun~Friendly Bruiser
A few personality traits: Myeong is an optimist, a friendly man who would gladly strike up a conversation with anyone that would put with him long enough. He is enthusiastic about almost everything and prone to goofing off. When he becomes close with someone, Myeong is loyal to a fault. He loves boxing, grapping and mma and sometimes starts fights for fun.
Age: Apparently in his 20's
Gender: Male
Species: Human
Sexual orientation: Pansexual
Romantic orientation: Panoromantic
Current status: In an open relationship
Occupation: Bodyguard working for Aran Mirthe's organization
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 170 lb
Politics: Apolitical, vaguely libertarian
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Abilities or Other Strangeness: None, Myeong is just a normal human!
Quote: “The blood? Oh, it's nothin' really, just an occupational hazard! Being back to work has been good for me, though, I think. Keeps my mind offa things, ya know? Gets the blood pumpin' again.”
Appearance and other impressions:
Avatar Version(writing takes precedence, these are just fun)
Fun facts: Likes pro wrestling even though he knows its fake. Dabbles in baking, but isn't very good. His favorite food is hamburgers. Drives a pickup truck and likes really, really terrible buttrock.
Brief Background:
Established Relationships:
Played by me, unless marked with *
Employed by Aran Mirthe, also in an open relationship with Aran Mirthe
Buddies with the bug man Rehar
Friends with Natalie Pierce*
Presently attempting to ghost Gabrielle Dufort*
Potential Relationships:
Drinking buddy and/or sparring partner
Co-workers, friends
Romantic entanglements
Songs that make me think of him:
Deadly Premonition OST - Life is Beautiful
"And I will throw you across my shoulders
And I will bleed and I will drool
And the cameras will slow pan across my face
And I will try to say something cool"
Last Man on Earth - Mountain Goats
"Gimme a long kiss goodbye, hold your heart
And be sure and tell 'em all just why I shot him
Don't ever let 'em catch you cryin'!"
Attila Ambrus - Astronautalis
Jacob Horne~Cursed Softie
A few personality traits: Jacob can be placating and kind to a fault. He is prone to fits of depression and his moods tend to swing, he suffers from PTSD relating to an incident with a cult he barely survived. Despite this, he is pretty down to earth. He's the type to fall in and out of love easily. He isn't religious but feels a vague spiritual connection with nature. Recently blinded.
Age: Apparently in his mid twenties
Gender: Male
Species: Plain ole human
Romantic orientation: Bi/panromantic
Sexual orientation: Bi/pansexual
Occupation: Helps out at a local church that serves as a shelter
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 140 lb
Politics: Vaguely liberal, but mostly apolitical
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Abilities and Other Strangeness: Blind due to pact with shadow creatures. Those with the appropriate sensitivities might notice that he has been contaminated by some sort of black magic thanks to the above, which was ultimately the result of a run-in with a cult.
Appearance and other impressions:
Avatar Version
Fun facts: Enjoys fishing, camping, backpacking and hiking. A decent guitar player and middling singer, he will perform for small groups with a bit of convincing. He's a good cook, but his kitchen has to be kept in perfect order in order for him to work effectively.
Brief Background Info:
Established Relationships:
Played by me, unless marked with*
Friends with Natalie Pierce*
Previously employed at Angelica's homeless shelter as a cook*
Currently volunteering at an unrelated church shelter
Potential Relationships:
Just stuff like friends and romantic entanglements
Songs that make me think of him:
Que sera sera, Doris Day
"ghosts and clouds and nameless things / squint your eyes and hope real hard / maybe sprout wings"
Maybe Sprout Wings - The Mountain Goats
Francis LaPointe~Haughty Businessman
A few personality traits: Francis is a stuck-up and formal man, the product of a stunningly privileged upbringing. He is generally polite and composed, but often condescends to people unwittingly. He can be quite judgmental. Perhaps because of his life of privilege, he thinks he is entitled to as much wealth as he can gather.
Age: 45
Gender: Male
SpeciesHuman
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Romantic orientation: Heteroromantic
Occupation: Hotel owner, accountant, money launderer
Height: 4'6'"
Weight: 120 lb
Politics: Free market capitalist, libertarian
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Abilities and Other Strangeness: He can sense enchanted/magical items, but can't tell exactly what they do.
Appearance and other impressions:
Fun facts: Likes symphonies, fine dining, wine and other stereotypical bougie pursuits owing to his upbringing. Francis owns a yacht but can't sail it himself. He is a ballroom dancer and competent bassoonist. Often acts as a sommellier at the hotel restaurant out of sheer love for wine.
Brief Background:
Established Relationships:
Aran Mirthe's business partner.
I don't have much worked out for his family, beyond names and a few basics.
I thought maybe Hugo would be a weird punk and have run off somewhere to live in a squat but that's it.
Potential Relationships(if you feel so inclined..): Same as Aran Mirthe's.
Hawthorne ~ Travelling Monk
A few personality traits: Stoic, can be a bit dramatic, adheres to a strict moral code. Polite but not friendly, tries to help those in need but sometimes has a hard time picking a side.
Age: 22
Gender: Female
Species: Half water elemental, half human
Sexual orientation: Celibate
Occupation: Monk, currently on a pilgrimage
Height: 5'0"
Weight: 130 lb
Politics: Doesn't really care
Alignment: Neutral Good
Abilities and Other Strangeness: Can breathe underwater. Crude control of small amounts of water but hasn't trained this. Knows grappling from practice at the monastery.
Appearance and other impressions:
Fun facts: She has a hah taew tattooed on her left shoulder, which was done with bamboo and very painful. Completely unfamiliar with modern life. Afraid of large lizards and lizard like things, and very sensitive to smells.
Brief Background Info:
Hawthorne's moral code
1. Do not kill.
2. Do not steal.
3. Do not lie.
4. Do not have sexual relations.
5. Do not swear at or disrespect others.
6. Do not consume alcohol
7. Do not partake in evil deeds. Avoid all contact with such happenings whenever possible.
8. Do not consume meat or animal products
9. Do not sing, dance, or play music.
10. Do not wear jewelry or makeup
11. Do not sleep in beds or other nice places.
12. Do not accept money
"John Doe"~Vagrant Deer
A few personality traits: A bit judgmental, "John" has sense of superiority about his vagrant lifestyle. He's cynical, sarcastic, and loyal if you can manage get on his good side. He is fairly chill most of the time, but has a special hatred for authority figures and people he perceives as telling others how to live. Has an appreciation for both natural living and city living.
Age: Apparently late teens
Gender: Genderqueer
Species: Anthropomorphic deer
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Romantic Orientation: Panromantic
Current status: Single
Occupation: Jobless, homeless squatter
Height: 5'4" without antlers, 5'10" with antlers
Weight: 150 lb
Politics: Progressive, leans anarchist, but not well-educated
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Abilities and other strangeness: Pretty strong for his size, and he can run remarkably fast.
Appearance and other impressions:
Fun facts: Is a morning person, favorite food is gooseberries, likes the spring and toads.
Brief Background Info:
Established Relationships: Only those mentioned above
Potential Relationships: People living in the current squat.
Friends and romantic entanglements
Molly Locket~Ambitious Necrobotanist
A few personality traits: Molly is dedicated to proving the legitimacy of necrobotany at a magical art and is a bit self-important. Her obsessive dedication to this goal leads her to make many short-sighted decisions. She can be a bit over dramatic and attention seeking.
Age: Hard to tell, being a mouse-lady, but early twenties.
Gender: Female
Species: Fieldmouse
Romantic Orientation: Heteroromantic
Sexual Orientation: Asexual
Current status: Single
Occupation: Necrobotanist, in as much as this counts as an occupation
Height: Three foot nothing
Politics: Couldn't care less
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Abilities and other strangeness: Just the necrobotany and the fact that she's a bipedal mouse.
Appearance and other impressions:
Other: Molly seems to have some involvement with necromatic magic, if your character can sense that kind of thing.
Fun facts: Drinks tea almost exclusively, collects rocks and crystals.
Brief Background Info:
Established Relationships: Views Orlo (below) as a sort of rival, and generally thinks he's good for publicity.
Potential Relationships: Disciples, friends ect...
Orlo Chambers~Overenthusiastic Paladin
A few personality traits: Orlo is generally considered stuffy and takes himself a bit too seriously. He is dedicated to his position as a paladin and believes it is calling to rid the world of what he considers to be immoral magic. Polite and formal unless IMMORALITY is involved, he also has a bit of a superiority complex. He is prone to rambling speeches about morality and justice.
Age: Apparently late twenties
Gender: Male
Species: Goat
Romantic Orientation: Heteroromantic
Sexual Orientation: Orlo is celibate
Current status: Single
Occupation: Low-ranking paladin
Height: Three foot five inches
Politics: Fairly conservative
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Abilities and other strangeness: Basic holy spells one might expect a paladin to have. Has a very keen sense for the undead, and can tell if someone is undead or even if someone has spent extensive time in the company of undead persons.
Appearance and other impressions:
Other: Orlo has a holy aura.
Fun facts: Competent chess and card player, has a debilitating phobia of snakes, likes to bodybuild and is proud of his ripped up goat bod. Will give out free tickets to the gun show with little provocation.
Brief Background Info:
Established Relationships: A bit of an obsession with taking down one Molly Locket.
Potential Relationships:Undead in need of menacing, otherwise just friends ect.
Opal Langley~Spirited Ghost-Hunter
A few personality traits: Opal is enthusiastic and obsessive about her ghost hunting hobby. She's generally curious, but often hasty and doesn't thing things through. She doesn't care much for her appearance and has a chip on her shoulder about people who but a lot of effort into theirs.
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Species: Human
Sexual Orientation: Homosexual
Romantic Orientation: Homoromantic
Current status: Single
Occupation: High school student, amateur ghost hunter
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 175 lb
Politics: Neoliberal, but doesn't think about politics much
Alignment: Neutral Good
Abilities and other strangeness: Just a normal human. Dabbles in western witchcraft in part of her attempts to communicate with ghosts.
Appearance and other impressions
Fun facts: Has a phobia of dogs, runs a ghost hunting blog, secretly into shounen manga
Brief Background Info:
Established Relationships: Only the above atm.
Potential Relationships: Some kind of spirit that she successfully contacts.
Or even something less friendly that she accidentally contacts when messing around with rituals that she probably shouldn't mess around with.
The family members that she never met, mentioned above. I don't have anything established for them.
I always thought I might be bad / now I'm sure that it's true
Cause I think you're so good / and I'm nothing like you
Love Like You
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