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This whimsical video demonstrates proper bicycle safety by killing half a dozen kids. As if that weren't scary enough, the kids are all wearing horrifying ape masks; so horrifying, in fact, that you're almost relieved when the kids get creamed by potholes, head-on collisions, steam rollers and flaming feet. This video is so effective in its message of bicycle safety that it probably scared millions of kids into throwing their bikes in the reservoir. Not for the faint of heart.
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