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Dearest GameStop Girl,

When I walked into your store that fateful Tuesday, I expected only to find a smattering of half-decent titles tucked back there amongst the used 360 games. Instead I found you, surrounded by a beam of light, halfway between Assassin's Creed and Call of Duty 3. Your gorgeous dark hair was radiant in contrast with the rainbow of colors on the deluxe Bioshock behind you. The Game of the Year held no interest for me when I saw you look up and smile, even though both could hold me in Rapture.

You commanded the register when it was my turn to check out with the Orange Box. Yes, I was finally getting to play Portal. Lucky me, you said with the cutest smile. Lucky me, I thought, and then knew you had the Portal to my heart. I could care less if the cake is a lie, I'd still want to share it with you.

Oh GameStop Girl, how you make my heart meter skip a beat. If you were being held captive in a mountain fortress by a ruthless mutant mafia gangboss and I had to fight my way through 16 levels of fire-breathing undead ninjas with swords the size of small ponies, I would find a way, even if, after every level, a small man continued to taunt me by saying that you were in another castle. EVEN IF.

So, yes, GameStop Girl, I want to kill robotic zombie terrorists with you. You can even have the deluxe shotgun with explosive scattershot. I'll just use this knife over here. I'll do anything for you, just for the small, slightest chance that someday - someday - you and me could be a Wii.




Durem's grombie of mass destruction.

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Rebecca_Claire

Report | 11/28/2011 3:00 pm

Rebecca_Claire

HITSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU xd
her bigbear

Report | 03/03/2011 2:32 pm

her bigbear

nice pic lol biggrin <3
Angelus Lumen

Report | 10/26/2010 4:02 am

Angelus Lumen

*laughs* Your profile holds a funneh.
[Kegan]

Report | 06/18/2010 4:52 pm

[Kegan]

Where you at lady?
Zitzu678

Report | 12/21/2009 5:48 am

Zitzu678

Thanks for the purchase!!
Tarav

Report | 11/07/2009 2:24 am

Tarav

I LAHV YEW!
Goosies Moosies

Report | 10/31/2009 12:50 am

Goosies Moosies

Happy Halloweeeeen! <3
Khraleon

Report | 10/29/2009 2:47 am

Khraleon

I'm glad you love it.
It still lacks daggers, though. User Image
Serafina Pekala

Report | 10/27/2009 3:47 pm

Serafina Pekala

Hee, thanks. I'm pretty excited. >w<
Serafina Pekala

Report | 10/27/2009 3:39 pm

Serafina Pekala

Ooh, Astarael is perfect~ I love it. Good idea, I'll do that. :3

Also, awmuguh Pumpkin Stump! e.e! I've only wanted it since the year after it came out, holy wow I finally got one~

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I warned you about stares, bro.

8^Y

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