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Espressa Report | 04/07/2013 5:09 pm
Espressa
If you ever come back on... I'm still writing and I'm still here...
+[Sanity]+ Report | 11/28/2012 9:27 pm
+[Sanity]+
welp.

you sure did fool us.
asubzero Report | 11/26/2011 6:51 pm
asubzero
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artist of the universe Report | 08/27/2010 10:24 pm
artist of the universe
Good Evening Sir. I favor your avi, a very gentleman yet mime like feel to it, in my opinion. I also am entranced by the beautiful scenery in the photo, which is displayed in your profile. =^-^= I very much felt the need to comment.
Espressa Report | 08/13/2010 1:40 pm
Espressa
Hope you are doing well?
Havena Report | 05/26/2010 3:57 pm
Havena
Love the username. I use that expression all the time, except I say, "Gag me with a spork." Anyway, made me smile.
-T0kubetsu- Report | 09/10/2009 2:11 am
-T0kubetsu-
I'm up for it! Sorry for my absence- but you might get me back on gaia. Do your best~
asubzero Report | 06/28/2009 6:51 pm
asubzero
!!!

Get in contact.
+[Sanity]+ Report | 06/26/2009 9:01 pm
+[Sanity]+
you have to tell me what that means again.

i'll only take it if it means you're back (even for a little while).
Espressa Report | 04/22/2009 4:48 pm
Espressa
Dude - Trey - come back.
 

To Know, Or Not To Know

HI THERE.



I suck at these. But...

If you wish to know a bit more about me --

Read on at your own risk? xD

I would very much like to have something here that would wow and bedazzle you readers, but the truth of the matter is: I'm not all that amazing. I'm an average college student with hopes and dreams of the future, albeit I'm more secure and stable than most my age. I'm an open-minded individual that enjoys intelligent and random conversation; sharp minds keep me on my toes. I consider myself to be a very social person -- which is a good thing, since my chosen career emphasizes person-to-person interaction. I'm a native of Russia, but I live (contentedly) in the United States of America. All in all, I'm just a guy living life to the absolute fullest.

Real Life Stats

My name is: Sergei.
People call me: Trey.
I am: an old soul.
My height ranges around: 6'3.
My weight last checked was: 176.3 lbs.
My natural hair color is: a blackish brown hue.
I style it: in a faux hawk, usually.
My eyes are: brown.
My relationship status is: happily single.
I believe in: having faith.
I like: being right.
I dislike: being underestimated.
I approve: of freedom of speech.
I disapprove: of cheating.
I love: having so many opportunities.
I hate: people that don't appreciate things.
I trust: myself.
You wouldn't know it, but I: am a pretty feisty guy beneath my mellow nature.

Gaia Life Stats

My name is: Gag Me With A Spoon.
People call me: Spoon (or "Sporky" or "Saute" or "Trey").
I have: a journal. You should read it when the mood hits you.
I don't have: many friends. But I'm picky, so it's understandable.
I love: to roleplay. Advanced-literate, thank you.
I hate: pushy, perverted idiots that think they're funny.
I am not: one to ask for gold or other items. I'm poor.
I am: open to roleplays, as long as you're a patient person.
I dislike: being clung to and nagged at through PMs or IMs.
I like: making friends slowly.
My favorite: emoticon is smilies/cheese_whine.gif.
Special mentioning for: Phoam. Because I miss her. Hope everything's going well for you, hun.
Please don't: lie to me.
I would love if you: sent me a hello or something. =)
Thank you: for reading through all this.

One more thing...

Don't presume to know me until we've had a chance to talk.

I'm rather tired of people assuming "this" and "that" about who and what I am. And I'm annoyed with the snarky remarks and judgments. I've never claimed to be a gift from the powers above, nor have I ever proclaimed my perfection. Don't become one of those people that dislike by ear.

Speak for yourself.

END HERE.

I'm such a sheep

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The description was probably 95% correct.

o_o Scary.

Music; verb, adjective, noun

Калинка! (Kalinka!) [Traditional.] =D

Калинка, калинка, калинка моя!
(Kalinka, kalinka, kalinka moya!)
В саду ягода малинка, малинка моя!
(V sadu jagoda malinka, malinka moya!)

Ах, под сосною, под зеленою, Спать положите вы меня!
(Аh, pod sosnoyu, pod zelenoyu, Spat' polozheite vy menya!)
Ай-люли, люли, ай-люли, Спать положите вы меня.
(Аj-lyuli, lyuli, aj-lyuli, Spat' polozheite vy menya.)

Калинка, калинка, калинка моя!
(Kalinka, kalinka, kalinka moya!)
В саду ягода малинка, малинка моя!
(V sadu jagoda malinka, malinka moya!)

Ах, сосенушка ты зеленая, Не шуми же надо мной!
(Аh, sosenushka ty zedenay, Nе shumi zhe nado mnoj!)
Ай-люли, люли, ай-люли, Не шуми же надо мной!
(Аj-dyuli, dyuli, aj-dyuli, Nе shumi zhe nado mnoj!)

Калинка, калинка, калинка моя!
(Kalinka, kalinka, kalinka moya!)
В саду ягода малинка, малинка моя!
(V sadu jagoda malinka, malinka moya!)

Ах, красавица, душа-девица, Полюби же ты меня!
(Аh, krasavica, dusha-devisha, Polyubi zhe ty menya!)
Ай-люли, люли, ай-люли, Полюби же ты меня!
(Aj-lyuli, lyuli, aj-lyuli, Polyubi zhe ty menya!)

Калинка, калинка, калинка моя!
(Kalinka, kalinka, kalinka moya!)
В саду ягода малинка, малинка моя!
(V sadu jagoda malinka, malinka moya!)
 

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