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The golf course was haunted by a malicious, evil leprechaun who exploited the ambitions of the poorer players. He popped up beside one unfortunate man who was participating in a club competition."Look," he said, "if you agree never to court a woman, flirt with a girl or marry, I' l l help you win."
"Done," shouted the young golfer. The leperechaun was very pleased with conniving ways, and chuckled merrily.
When the golfer was in the clubhouse being praised by the other members, the leprechaun popped up on the shelf of the locker. "Hey," said the little elf, "I have to have your name for my records. What is it?"
"Father Murphy," grinned the golfer as he adjusted his Roman collar.
~A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle...~
~Girl: Slow down im scared
~Guy: No this is fun
~Girl: No its not,please slow down
~Guy: Then tell me you love me
~Girl: I love you! Now slow down
~Guy: Now give me a big hug
~She gave him a hug
~Guy: Can you take off my helment and put it on your head, its bothering me
~In the newspaper the next day a motercycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was, that half way down the road the guy relized that the breaks were broken and he didnt want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helment on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die.
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My Messed Up Head (CAUTION: may cause ultimate confusion, repulsion, and disgust. Some content may not be suitable for elderly veiwers due to unstable deranged-ness of the Teenage mind)
Wow, like.... Poems. Rants. Journal Entries. You know, that kind of thing... sometimes maybe even stories! Yeah that's It!
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