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DavidStrides on 05/01/2016

Songs in the Key of G

Everything you wanted to know about G-Fan but were afraid to ask

I am known by many names, but you may call me G-Fan. Wherever there are monsters (especially a certain reptilian one whose name starts with "G" and ends in "-zilla") wreaking havoc and destruction, I will be there to cheer them on and sing their praises. Godzilla, King Kong, Mothra, Gamera, Gorgo, the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man...I love 'em all. I'm also a fan in general of sci-fi, horror, and fantasy fiction, both on film and in print.

I'm basically a pretty easygoing person, though still a bit shy and pessimistic. I can also be rather opinionated. I've been cancer-free for 9 years (yes, yes, go ahead with the showering of pity if you must), and have my heart set on a career in screenwriting or animation.

I draw and write in my spare time, as well as play vidja games. My favorite (serii? What's the plural on that? Anyone? Bueller?) and individual games are:

- Final Fantasy (mainly IV and VI)
- WWE All Stars
- Legend of Zelda
- Double Dragon
- Metroid
- Doom
- Kingdom Hearts
- Street Fighter
- Super Smash Bros.
- Battletoads
- WarCraft II: The Tides of Darkness
- StarCraft
- Earthworm Jim
- Pitfall: The Mayan Adventure
- Wing Commander
- Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: The Game (for once, Ubisoft does a beat-em-up RIGHT)
- Phantasy Star Online
- Bayou Billy (punishingly hard, but has a bitchin' soundtrack and great atmosphere)
- Castlevania
- Bubble Bobble
- Terminator for Sega CD
- Deadly Premonition (damn good coffee)
- Punch-Out!!
- Splatterhouse
- Moonwalker
- Descent
- Super Mario Bros.
- Rampage
- Konami's old-school TMNT games (especially Turtles in Time)
- Super Godzilla
- Atari's Godzilla trilogy (Destroy All Monsters Melee, Save the Earth, and Unleashed)
- Ghostbusters: The Video Game
- Metal Wolf Chaos (why this wasn't released in America, I will NEVER understand)
- Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
- Sonic the Hedgehog series, particularly Sonic CD
- Rastan
- Pac-Man
- Wolfenstein 3D
- Sinistar
- Jungle Hunt
- Ninja Gaiden
- Kirby
- Maniac Mansion
- Star Wars Battlefront
- Mega Man (classic and X series)

Now a few people and things that I do not like. If you should find yourself or something you like on this list, try not to take it too personally:

- Beggars
- Random friend requests (unless they come from really cool people)
- Weeaboos
- Stupid people
- Posers
- Farscape (THIS derivative slop is what you cancel Invisible Man for, Syfy? Really?)
- People who hate fun
- People who hate on pro wrestling just because it's "not real". You watch movies and you know they're not real. Take your double standard somewhere else.
- People who hate on Godzilla for being "silly, childish and unrealistic", yet absorb superhero movies with total seriousness. Again, double standard.
- Activision
- Capcom
- EA
- Twilight
- Joe Quesada
- Dan DiDio
- Doom 3
- Dubstep
- Bad remakes of classic movies
- George Lucas
- Halo
- Backstabbers
- Yoshio Sakamoto (thanks for killing Metroid and pissing on the fans)
- D&D Fourth Edition (mass class nerfing, stupid new game mechanics, more "once-per-day" can people enjoy this?)
- PETA (I love animals as much as the next guy, but ******** these "people")
- The Matrix
- World of Warcraft
- The Church of Scientology
- Naruto. For that matter, 90% of anime.
- Kevin Dunn
- Hypocrites
- People who just will not stop slobbing on the knob of WWF's Attitude Era. Give it a rest, guys, it really wasn't as great as you make it out to be.
- Rob Liefeld (please stop making comics)
- Uwe Boll (please stop making movies)
- Stephen Sommers (you too)
- Michael Bay (and ESPECIALLY you)
- Shitty games or movies based on great source material (see previous three entries)
- Sephiroth and Cloud Strife (and for that matter, Final Fantasy VII, the most overrated game ever)
- People who can't play video games worth a damn making Let's Play videos on Youtube
- "The Game". Seriously, it was old and played out in 2004. Stop it.
- August Derleth
- Minicons
- Frank Miller
- People who label all Sonic fans as "furfags"
- Scream
- Fred Phelps
- People who persist in calling werewolves "lycans"
- Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin
- Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (just stop making movies, you're not funny and never were)
- Roberto Orci (HAAAAAAAACK)
- People that think Super Smash Bros., a PARTY GAME AIMED AT CHILDREN, should be some kind of "hardcore tournament fighter"
- CAT scans
- Dragon Ball Z (another of the many animus I cannot stand)
- The Kree, especially Mar-Vell
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- Scorpion
- The Tea Party

'Nuff said for now. If there's anything else you want to know, you have only to ask.

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