y halo thar!
once upon a time, i was a global moderator, but then i crawled out of the primordial internet and developed lungs, and alas, i can't go back. i was also once a student, but i graduated with my bachelor's degree in 2007 and have been doing various things (with my nice new lungs) ever since. my lungs and i are going to try to master our field, hur hur, so cross your fingers and hope they let us back in.
some random stuff that might tell you more than my really bad try at autobiography: i am secretly a crab inhabiting a human body; sisky discovered my terrible secret. i fear the burger king and i love el chupacabra-- seriously, say "chupacabra" to me and i'll squee. i have my own urban legend. i am addicted to stand-up comedy, music and flash movies. mrr!
please do not add me to your friends list if you do not actually know me, or if i have not talked to you in a non-moderator capacity at least a few times. i like my friends list to be actual friends. similarly, do not beg me for donations. it is a tos violation and it is very very rude. same with chain letters. rrr.
if you hit one of those radar speed carts with your car, but were going at or below the speed limit, would it take your picture?
"i have no idea how other people function without this kind of near-contant internal chaos." -dave eggers
interact with the dynamic and brainsick spambox in my comments. prease to entertain me!