A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away

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(> )> █ I was like, totally gonna give u this chocolate bar....
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(>█< Im sooo hungry!!!
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(>█ < Then I like ated it............
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Tehe ^ ^

95% of all teen girls would go into a panic if Edward Cullen was
on a 247 foot building to kill himself.
Copy and past this if you
are one of the 5% who brought popcorn,
a chair and shouted "DO A FLIP" xD