Me, in a Nutshell:
(Yes, this 'tis me. Ain't I a hunk. )
Name: Steven Ambrose Moncivais
Date of Birth: 10/28/1978
Age: 30 years
Height: 5' - 11"
Weight: 356 lbs. (Yes, I'm a heavy b*****d! Get over it!! )
Hair: Dark Brown
Occupation: Wandering Vagabond
Home: The Tenth Circle in Hell! (A.K.A.: Laredo, Texas)
Base of Operations: In my own head! But for the most part, The Wolf Den.
WHAT I DO:
Cause chaos, disorder, panic, and discord!
MY PURPOSE IN LIFE:
To amuse and confuse!
WHY YOUR HERE:
How the Hell would I know? 42? You're the one one who came here.
PEOPLE I ADMIRE:
rlynn: She's cute, she's funny, and she makes me happy!
Xiporah, 'cause she sounds like fun! And she's just as perverted as me. Maybe even more so!
IrisDolly, 'cause she looks so ravaging in red. Hair that is. -REDHEADGASM!- And she sings really pretty... -ALTOGASM!-
Kotou, the star goddess, 'cause she's pretty!
No Sex For You, 'cause she's a sexy beastie! -GROWL!-
Tears and Rain, 'cause you gotta love Lydiabug!
Feathoron, -Melts into a puddle.-
kinkies, becuase I find her really funny.
Ythan, The Man, The Myth, The Legend, My Hero and Guru of Cool!
bdg333, Just because. And now I'll plead the Fifth.
[Amontillado], because he's like "Tetris". You can never get enough! !
Pyro-Mar, 'cause he's a bad a** mouse!
The Mysterious Priest, see Pyro-Mar.
Felin greenleaf, see Pyro-Mar.
Of course I'm insane! It's what separates me from the rest of these morons!
I am the Man on the Phone with the Man whose Thumb rests on the Button that fires the Missiles! Do you hear?! Now someone get me a pastrami and jelly sandwich on seedless rye! NO CRUST!! No crusts or Paris is a crater!!!
It doesn't take a genius to figure out life, but it helps.
MOVE, b***h! Get outta the way! Get outta the way, b***h! Getta outta the way!
Fear of the Lord is [the] instruction of wisdom; therefore, before Honour is Humility. -Proverbs 15:33 King James Version
"When the Stars threw down Their spears,
And water'd Heaven with Their tears,
Did He smile His work to see?
Did he who made the Lam make Thee?" ~ William Blake, an excerpt from "Tyger, Tyger"
Singing is kinda like sucking someones c**k.. when you get high enough, it's hard to just keep it in your throat. ~Punkrokposer15
You better hope that when your gun is empty I'm passed out from the pain, cause I'll make sure you won't enjoy what I have to respond to it. ~ Pyro-Mar, in response to some punks threats
Life is so sad when you're among stupid people. ~ [~ Intricate Detail ~]
This. Is. SPARTA! (Sorry, couldn't help it.)
If ever so humble, there's no place like 127.0.0.1!
WHY ARE STILL READING THIS?
Because you're mesmerized by my genius!
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I play Animal Crossing: Wild World. If you want to play with me, just PM me, cause the Campus Wi-Fi doesn't always agree with my DS. There are certain buildings I can access Nintendo Wi-Fi, but al them will. I want to meet some people and visit new places... My Friend Code is in my sig.
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