About


Me, in a Nutshell:
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(Yes, this 'tis me. Ain't I a hunk. smilies/icon_gonk.gif )
Name: Steven Ambrose Moncivais
Date of Birth: 10/28/1978
Age: 30 years
Height: 5' - 11"
Weight: 356 lbs. (Yes, I'm a heavy b*****d! Get over it!! smilies/icon_mad.gif smilies/icon_scream.gif )
Hair: Dark Brown
Eyes: Brown
Occupation: Wandering Vagabond smilies/icon_xd.gif
Home: The Tenth Circle in Hell! (A.K.A.: Laredo, Texas)
Base of Operations: In my own head! But for the most part, The Wolf Den.
WHAT I DO:
Cause chaos, disorder, panic, and discord! smilies/icon_xp.gif smilies/icon_twisted.gif
MY PURPOSE IN LIFE:
To amuse and confuse! smilies/icon_biggrin.gif smilies/icon_xd.gif
WHY YOUR HERE:
How the Hell would I know? 42? You're the one one who came here. smilies/icon_confused.gif
PEOPLE I ADMIRE:

rlynn: She's cute, she's funny, and she makes me happy!
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See?
Happy!
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Xiporah, 'cause she sounds like fun! And she's just as perverted as me. Maybe even more so! smilies/icon_twisted.gif smilies/icon_heart.gif
IrisDolly, 'cause she looks so ravaging in red. Hair that is. -REDHEADGASM!- smilies/icon_heart.gif And she sings really pretty... -ALTOGASM!- smilies/icon_heart.gif
Kotou, the star goddess, 'cause she's pretty! smilies/icon_heart.gif
No Sex For You, 'cause she's a sexy beastie! -GROWL!-
Tears and Rain, 'cause you gotta love Lydiabug! smilies/icon_biggrin.gif
Feathoron, -Melts into a puddle.-
kinkies, becuase I find her really funny.
Ythan, The Man, The Myth, The Legend, My Hero and Guru of Cool!
bdg333, Just because. And now I'll plead the Fifth.
[Amontillado], because he's like "Tetris". You can never get enough! smilies/icon_xd.gif !
Pyro-Mar, 'cause he's a bad a** mouse!
The Mysterious Priest, see Pyro-Mar.
Felin greenleaf, see Pyro-Mar.
FAVORITE PHRASES:
Of course I'm insane! It's what separates me from the rest of these morons!
I am the Man on the Phone with the Man whose Thumb rests on the Button that fires the Missiles! Do you hear?! Now someone get me a pastrami and jelly sandwich on seedless rye! NO CRUST!! No crusts or Paris is a crater!!!
It doesn't take a genius to figure out life, but it helps.
MOVE, b***h! Get outta the way! Get outta the way, b***h! Getta outta the way!
Fear of the Lord is [the] instruction of wisdom; therefore, before Honour is Humility. -Proverbs 15:33 King James Version
"When the Stars threw down Their spears,
And water'd Heaven with Their tears,
Did He smile His work to see?
Did he who made the Lam make Thee?" ~ William Blake, an excerpt from "Tyger, Tyger"
Singing is kinda like sucking someones c**k.. when you get high enough, it's hard to just keep it in your throat. ~Punkrokposer15
You better hope that when your gun is empty I'm passed out from the pain, cause I'll make sure you won't enjoy what I have to respond to it. ~ Pyro-Mar, in response to some punks threats
Life is so sad when you're among stupid people. ~ [~ Intricate Detail ~]
This. Is. SPARTA! (Sorry, couldn't help it.)
If ever so humble, there's no place like 127.0.0.1!
WHY ARE STILL READING THIS?
Because you're mesmerized by my genius!
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I play Animal Crossing: Wild World. If you want to play with me, just PM me, cause the Campus Wi-Fi doesn't always agree with my DS. There are certain buildings I can access Nintendo Wi-Fi, but al them will. I want to meet some people and visit new places... My Friend Code is in my sig.

Red Vs Blue owns!

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Fr33l4nc3r

Report | 06/09/2012 3:42 pm

Fr33l4nc3r

Just dropping by for a visit.
Fr33l4nc3r

Report | 07/18/2008 10:38 am

Fr33l4nc3r

I said I was fighting the urge...

I have Super Mario Bros. ingained in my soul...
rlynn

Report | 07/14/2008 10:43 pm

rlynn

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You wanna kick me??

The poor defenseless turtle???
Avery J Kanchi

Report | 01/02/2008 6:07 pm

Avery J Kanchi

HAY FAT PERSON!!! WHAT'S UP IN THE DILLIO, HOMIE?!?!
SuperSpyke

Report | 12/02/2007 9:36 am

SuperSpyke

very cool video dud i loved it i rotflol
MISS_LAREDO

Report | 10/25/2007 1:57 pm

MISS_LAREDO

happy b-Day!
CarmelDelight123

Report | 09/30/2007 1:44 pm

CarmelDelight123

randomness
Felin Greenleaf

Report | 09/17/2007 1:06 pm

Felin Greenleaf

Holy KotoR II :TSL Batermanz!



You look like the Sith who was all broken and I never found out his name.



You know the one, right?
DeCaelo

Report | 09/16/2007 4:51 am

DeCaelo

You comment on my art.
sparkling_star_4_u

Report | 09/09/2007 7:34 pm

sparkling_star_4_u

HEy! how are you doing?