Location: in the bottom of a fricken card board box, you god damn stalkers
Occupation: sarcasm is a full time job that pays well
For the nosey and unsuspecting
I am the creature
that hides in your closet, and scares you from under your bed.
birthday: September 20th
For a pessimist i'm pretty optimistic
I save my sugar for my coffee, i have none left to coat the truth with
I reserve the ******** i give to people for important matters. Trust me, you are not one of them.
Don't think because you have a pretty face means that you have a chance in my pants.
My sanity ran away. Have you seen it? If you do, tell it to keep running.