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Me is Squee. Defy my logic, and you will see. dooM shall fall upon thee! heart
You may call me Time, Katty, or whatever floats your boat.
I like cookies, milk, and chocolate. Do you want some milk chocolate cookie pie?
"Goo goo ate the blobbie aple tree as it swam to North Dakota from my fridge."
"Why should the aple tree be saved from the goo? The a-p-l-e tree has been bad this year. It's getting coal from Santa."
"Glompy ate my cat... wait... I don't have a cat... Glompy ate my imaginary cat."
“Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.”
“I’m not random. You just can’t think as fast as me.”
“I fear one day I’ll meet God. He’ll sneeze, and I won’t know what to say.”
“Procrastinators – Leaders of Tomorrow.”
“Ever notice “studying” is “student” and “dying” put together.”
“Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.”
“Never do anything you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.”
“It’s okay Pluto. I’m not a planet either.”
“If people were meant to pop out of bed, we’d all sleep in toasters.”
Journal
*Fruit Club*
First rule of Fruit Club, never talk about fruit.
"Carrot, as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a fruit."
... and don't call me Carrot.
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