Don't trust Rina. She's probably shitting you. When is this Woodstock, are you sure it's not Someotherstock like Polstock or Gangmemberstock or Ninjastock. What is the capital of Poland again? I can only think of "Poland". My Polish friends would be sad. Well maybe tell Rina she needs to call me. Maybe she can google Poland. I have never used google before sadly. Have you?
Hayu, we go kirring spree togeder Baorin. Make sure read "AMERICAN PSYCHO" first. We needu to be same page. Maybe u reed aout raoud 2 u princess Rina an wen I come we make Baorin da best prace eber.
Wac on wac off.
Generaly, I forrow da gorden rule: Neber kir entaertanement unres u hab to. (E.G. if dey say no to you wen you ask dem for sing-sing speciar song or bubbrebath wib arr u frends.)
Yuu come to show too. Get a ticket, dey run out soon. We make goo pono mobie wib da audience.
Wir oda prane ticket today. I come 16 or 17may. Reave fo Paris 25 or 26 may. Goo?
Chickan hab too many feders. Not goo choke wen u eet. Not boder eeting human. Too sticky. Jus rice an watermeron, koor aid an manarin oranges sarad.
So goo, ferro contry man
i neber met dis CHIFAN person. BAAAAAHT?
Huhuhuhuh, I not eeted da chikun but i kirr da human! Huhuhuhuhuh.
I che u my priend, we go to restoran eeeeby day. Eet eeeeby ting dey hab, reabe no tip. Eeet ar dey mirk shake. SO PUNNY! Huhuhuhuh.
Dis one time in rondon i eet eby ting fom dis punny chine coupre restoran. i rap to deth wen dey discober i not bring dem any money. an den i kir dem. dey so sad apterbards.
bant to mobe to berin. so hot! going to eet ebyday in restoran. phatt woman rib ronger, strong woman kirr husban.
i kir ebyone. so goo.
Yes, I will hold the camera. AND be the director.
First off, I think it will be better for marketing purposes if we rename Squirrrting Tentacle Lesbians Gettin' Filthy on the Dirty Floor. An episode based concept like this is good:
Squirrrting Barely Legal Teenage Tentacle Lesbians HOT FREE
101: Gettin' Filthy on Filthy German Floor
102: Hot Sex with Sex-Trannies That Have Phone-Sex or Paying Rent
103: Gettin' Filthy in the Streets
104: Hobo Special
105: Clean Those Floors Babeh
106: Filth Princesses Taken by REAL Space Aliens!
107: Filth Princesses In: The Cumming of Christ